One day, little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him up to answer a question...
"Johnny, stand up!" called his teacher.
"If there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many birds would be left?" asked the teacher.
"None! Because the rest would fly away!" Johnny answered confidently.
"Well, the correct answer is four! But i like the way you're thinking!" replied his teacher with a smile.
"!Teacher, i have question for you...!" said Johnny.
"Okey, what is it?"
"If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop... The first one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third one was sucking her cone, which one of the three women is married?" asked Johnny.
"Well, i guess the one who is sucking the cone!" the teacher answered him nervously!
"No!" said Johnny with a smile.
"The one with a wedding ring on her finger! But i like the way you're thinking!" said Johnny with a naughty smile on his face..
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Dian
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