Blitza: Excuse me?
Karen: Pervert!
Y/N: What.... Bitch! Was anyone asking you!?
Karen: Excuse me? What did you just call me!?
Y/N: A bitch. You don't hear me? Are you a deaf bitch!?
Karen: Who do you think your talking to-
Y/N: YOU YA FAT COW!
Scream: Hehe this will be entertaining.
The next scene cuts to Striker galloping on her horse with Stola tied up behind her as the cowgirls's theme song begins.
♫ She's galloping over the dusty plains ♫
♫ Even the cacti know her name ♫
♫ If you don't want to die don't cross her path ♫
♫ The best assassin in the ring of wrath ♫
♫ She's Striker! She's Striker! ♫
♫ Sure shootin'n darn-tootin' her name is Striker ♫
♫ Gonna bring that bird back to her lair ♫
♫ With her magic rope and western flair ♫
♫ She's very good at causing pain ♫
♫ And she loves to ride on the choo-choo- ♫
Striker glares at the mariachi band before they can say train.
♫ Dirty-dealin' princess-stealin' ♫
♫ She's a villain Striker! ♫
♫ She's fast and strong and tall and mean ♫
♫ The foulest imp you've ever seen ♫
♫ She'll break your bones to hear 'em crunch ♫
♫ She likes to eat pâté for lunch ♫
♫ She's Striker hmm, ye-ye-yeah ♫
♫ She's Striker ♫
The last imp extends the notes, much to Striker's annoyance.
♫ She's Striker she- ♫
Striker: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYIN' TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!
The terrified mariachi imps quietly ride away in the cart.
Stola: How does one get their own theme song?
Back to Blitza in the waiting room.
Blitzo: Soooo nice weather we're having huh?
Y/N: But being in range of a bitch has put me under the weather.
Boy: Look mommy! They let fire toads in here!
Blitza: The fuck did you just call me?
Y/N: Oh look carnage! A walking failed abortion who likes to run his mouth!
Scream: Hahaha that's savage even for me.
This insult causes the kid to cry.
Karen: (to her son) Ignore them sweetie. It's not polite to call them that to their face honey. Wait until we're in the car.
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