Blitza pushes the door open and drags Loona inside by her tail. Loona scratches at the floor, hesitant to go in.
Scream: Don't you think your being too dramatic about something so trivial?
Loona: (IT'S NOT TRIVIAL!)
Blitza: Christ on a stick! Of all the days for her to get her stupid feathered ass kidnapped...I have waited five fucking years for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!
Blitza glances over to a demon mother glaring at her her son is next to her on a leash.
Y/N: Maybe later blitz.
Carnage: Hmmm my Karen senses are tingling.
Blitza: Hi. The fuck you looking at?
Blitza walks up to the desk toward a nurse.
Blitza: Heya toots. I'm here for that S-H-O-T for my Loonie Toonie. (laughs)
Loona growls from behind. A nearby poster shows a hound with a needle in its back that reads "Get yours today or else!"
Y/N: (Oh she REALLY doesn't want this shot)
Nurse: (confused) The what?
Blitza: Urgh the B-U-L-L shit that my daughter has to get every year that you M-O-T-H-E-R fuckers only allow us to schedule every five years. How the fuck you fuck up that bad anyway, titty-haver?
Blitza writes down her name on the clipboard's paper.
Nurse: Oh I can't spell.
Blitza pushes the clipboard to her.
Nurse: I can't read, either.
Blitza: The fucking Hellbies shot you fucking re-allly can't say that word anymore. The appointment is under Blitza.
The nurse flips through a notebook full of appointments.
Nurse: Uhhhm... I don't see any Blitz on the list.
Y/N:
Blitza: With an "a" it's silent, you fucking...
The nurse flips the notebook over.
Nurse: OH! An "a" right here. Yep yep! Blitzaaaaa Blitzaaa.
Blitza's eye twitches as she seethes in anger.
Nurse: Yes well. We will be ready for her in just a bit. Please take a seat Mrs A.
Blitza reveals her pistol hidden in her shirt and the demon mother glares at her in suspicion. Blitza chuckles nervously but Y/N gives the mother a glare.
Carnage: What you thinking Y/N? Karen?
Y/N: (Yep Karen and I'm not talking about the bitch from Naruto.)
Blitza: Perf.
Blitza walks over and takes a seat with her arms folded. She glances at Loona who is whimpering in fear under three chairs.
Blitza: Oh don't worry Loonie. It's okay it's just one little prick you won't feel it.
Y/N kneels down and holds loona's hand trying to comfort her.
Y/N: Yeah it's only gonna be a small pinprick It's gonna be nice and gentle you won't feel a thing.
Mother: Ew don't say that it sounds vulgar.
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(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)
FanfictionDuring your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
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