After they meet everyone else
Rui: Huh…This group of runts is rather interesting, don’t you think..?
Dazai: shrugs Himiko is cool
Rui: I mean she looks like she drives around in a pea car but okay.
Himiko: Nyeh!? I would not!!
Dazai: I mean Rui could be right though?
Himiko: I DO NOT DRIVE AROUND IN A PEA CAR!!!
Kokichi and Miko laugh like little gremlins
Rui rolls her eyes and scoffs
Dazai snickers
Gonta: H-Hey! Gonta says you shouldn’t be mean to Himiko!
Dazai: stares at Gonta And Dazai says Gonta should shut up.
Rui laughs
Miko: Dazai! Be Nice to Gonta!
Rui: No Dazai be mean to Gonta!
Gonta: Can you guys just be nice to Gonta? Gonta just wants to be friends…
Dazai: I’d rather eat a rat carcass than be nice to you…
Miko: Dazai!
Rui snickers
Miko: Gonta is a kind, gentle giant…why not be nice to him?
Rui: He’s weird and he speaks in third person, I only tolerate him because he likes insects too.
Miko: Eh, you’re not wrong…but he’s so nice!!!
Dazai: No he’s not he’s ugly and I hate him
Rui: Whatever… He’s weird and I’m not gonna touch him.
Rui shudders
Miko: You don’t touch anyone, to be honest.
Rui: Yeah because people are gross.. Blegh
Miko: Whatever…I’m kinda bored…
Dazai: Hydraulic press. Kidnap someone, tie them up, cut off all their hair, take their blood, and turn it into spaghetti and feed it to them. Amputate all their limbs, and crush the limbs under a hydraulic press, make the meat into a burger, and feed it to them. Do this until they are no more.
Rui: Ooh, That would’ve sounded fun if I wouldn’t have gotten dirty in the process…
Rui shuddered and adjusted her gloves
Miko: I wanna do that! There would be so much blood! Sounds so fun!
Rui: I love watching people suffer and all, But blood is so messy and….full of germs…blegh…
Himiko: What is wrong with you?!
Dazai: Everything
Rui: You wouldn’t get it, you brain dead fetus.
Miko: pfft- brain dead fetus is foul!
Miko starts giggling like a gremlin
Himiko runs off crying
Rui starts laughing hard as hell like a fucking psychopath
Miko: She’s crying!
Rui: C-R-Y-B-A-B-Y! CRYBABY CRYBABY!
Dazai: hahahahahahahaha
Rui continued giggling like a psychopath
Gonta: Gonta wants to know why Miss Rui is like this…?
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Danganronpa V3 crack fic
FanfictionThis is a crack fic me and my friends created out of boredom we thought it was funny so I'm posting it on here
