𝓚𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓻 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵

Wednesday x Class of 09

Erix: He's like the hottest bitch ever.

Enid: I love his hair.

Erix: What's gayer: dating a guy or wanting a guy to have sex with your dead body?

Enid: Uhh– dating a guy?

Erix: Still straight.

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Bianca: there's something I've been wanting to say lately

Erix: oh what's that?

Bianca: the n-word-

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JOKING

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rando: I'm getting real tired of you picking on me! it won't be so fun when the shoe's on the other foot!!

Erix: are you threatening me? are you threatening me in Skechers?!

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another rando: I hate talking. talking's for gay people

Bianca: what a theory

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Weems: is there something between the two of you that you may not realize..?

Ajax: what does any of that even mean?

Erix: she's asking if were gay

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Weems: you're excused sweetie. but work on that foul language

Bianca: work on getting a fucking therapist holy shit

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Enid: why are you reading Mein Kampf??

Bianca: ...I'm racist now

Enid: oh okay

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JOKING AGAIN

don't take anything I say seriously

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Enid: I've heard of barely legal what's--

Erix: HOLY FUCK TOO YOUNG

Enid: what is she asian- OH THAT KIND OF TOO YOUNG

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Wednesday: now hold on. what's another type of mental disorder I could pull off

Enid: quite a few

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Erix: bitch how about I slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

Xavier: are you threatening me?

Erix: no I'm hitting on you. flash me a titty bitch

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Wednesday: oh yeah marriage sucks. never doing it

Enid: totally

Erix: whenever I play "fuck-marry-kill" I answer "fuck marriage and kill myself"

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Erix: I'm gonna start telling guys I'm vegan so they stop trying to take me places

Enid: Xavier asked you out again?

Erix: yep

Enid: knew it

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random teacher: I'm going to circle back around in a few minutes and I HOPE you'll be off to class by the time I get back