To good to be true.

I.

September 07, 2030
Kanpur, 10:45 p.m.

Third person's POV:

"Mumma! Mujhe nhi karni shaadi!" Suhani retorted.

"Kyu? Yahi rehke mere khoon Pina hai kya?" Mayank, Suhani's brother asked.

"Papa mein maar dungi isi!"

"Bete par Mayank aur Teri maa shi to bol rhe hai. Pachchis ki ho gye hai tum." Shyamaprasad, Suhani's father tried elucidating.

"Exactly! Mein pachchis ki hi hu!" Suhani said in response.

"Yahi to mein ham bhi kehna chahte hai!" Preeti, Suhani's mother said.

"Aiyen?" Suhani replied as her will to quarrel died minute by minute due to the continuous retorting.

"Ek umar ke baad shadi ke liye ladke nhi buddhe milte hai is-" Mayank was cut off by Suhani, "Aapne khud to shaadi 27 ki Umar mein ki hai to aap mujhe to Gyan mat hi pelo."

"Bacche ham bas ladke se Milne ke liye keh reh hai. Baaki Jo tujhe samajh mein aaye." Shyamaprasad explained.

"Kya yaar papa." Suhani Sighed.

"Wo tere yaar nhi hai aur na hi ham bas Milne Jaa rhe, rishta pakka hi samajh tu." Preeti said as she got up, "Aur haan packing kar le ham kal shaam ko nikal rhe hai Gorakhpur ke liye."

'Ugh Brother Ugh! What the hell is happening brother!' Suhani thought.

"Papa?" Suhani looked towards her father with hopeful eyes.

"Teri marzi ke khilaaf kuch nhi hoga. Ladka croro mein kamata hai." Shyamaprasad said

'Jarur do number wala dhandha karta hoga.' Thought the irritated Suhani.

"Tujhe yaad hai ki jab starting mein humne dukan khuli thi to ham Gorakhpur Jaya karte the maal lene?"

Suhani nodded.

"Ek baar jab hum aur Mayank gye the waha, humari bus late ho gyi thi to hum wahi bus stand ke aas paas ghum rhe the tab hamari Nazar ke panipuri stand par padi, waha ek baccha cricket ki kit leke apne papa ko kuch bata rha tha. Iske muh mein Pani Ane lga to hum ise leke gye khilane ke liye. Baaton baaton mein pata chala ki ladka cricket sikhne ke liye bambai (Mumbai) Jana chahta hai chala aur cricketer banna chahta hai. Iske aage hum kuch aur Jaan pate to bus aa gyi." Shyamaprasad narrated.

"Mein apna aakhri wala batasha bhi nhi kha paya tha." Spoke Mayank dramatically.

Shyamaprasad chuckled.

"Phir kya?" Suhani asked.

"Phir kya jab bhi hum Gorakhpur jate to un bhaisaab se jarur milte aur humari dosti bhi kaafi acchi ho gyi hai, par ab milna nhi ho pata kyuki wo bambai shift ho gye hai."

"To iska is sab se kya Lena Dena?"

"Wo Jo ladka tha na, cricket wala, wo cricketer ban gya hai aur humne kaafi soch vichaar ke baad tumhari shadi ke bare mein socha hai. Bhaisaab ki behan ke ladke ki shaadi hai agle hafte gorakhpur mein hi, to humne socha ki kyu na tum log wahi mil lo."

"Par papa..."

"Chutki hum Teri marzi ke khilaaf kuch nhi karenge aur kal to Teri bhabhi maike se bhi aa jayegi to wo mummy se deal kar lengi. Look at guys positive side. Daag to Chand pe bhi hai." Mayank said assuringly.

"Ladka accha hai, kamata hai, accha Ghar ka hai, samman mein izzat hai aur kya chahiye tum teeno ko. Teri Chachi humara khoon pi rhi hai ki 'Humari Suhani mein koi Kami to nhi hai, fhir kaunse karan ki vajah se uski shaadi nhi ho rhi?' aur Hume bhi das ladke dhekne ka shauk nhi. Ladke mein agar koi Kami na ho to rishta pakka ho jayega whi ke whi. Aur tum dono baap-bete usse waha jaake Patti mat padhne lagna." Preeti spoke in one go.

"Khana taiyar hai." She said after a few minutes.

"Chalo baccho." Shyamaprasad command.

******

Mumbai, 11:15 p.m.

"Yash aur Tej?" Kanchan, Yashasvi's mother called.

"Hanji mummy." Both the brothers replied in unison.

"Kal hum Gorakhpur Jaa rhe hai."

"Array wah, matlab mein Vidya se mil skta hu!" Tejasvi said amusingly.

"Majnu." Yashasvi chuckled.

"Haan aur Yash tumhare liye tumhare papa ne ek ladki pasand ki hai shaadi ke liye to tum dono apni packing kar lo."

"Ohoo bhabhi aane wali hai." Tejasvi teased Yashasvi.

"Kya bhabhi, mein nhi kar rha shaadi." Yashasvi spoke horrified.

"Hum puch nhi rhe hai. Bata rhe hai." Said Bhupendra, Yashasvi's father from his bedroom.

"Par papa mein abhi apne career ke prime pe hu." Yashasvi verbalised as he walked towards his parents master bedroom.

"To kya? Tees-Paitess ki Umar mein shaadi karega kya? Jaa jaake packing kar, kal subah nikalna bhi hai."

"Mein bhulakkad nhi hu. Mujhe yaad hai ki Trijal ki shaadi hai."

"To Jaa jaake sooja. Kal tujhe mein teri magetar se milwa dunga."

'Kal milte hai mangetar ji." Yashasvi muttered as he headed to towards his room with a low head.

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A/N- that's it for this one, do let me know your opinions on this one. Don't forget to come again to read incase Wattpad doesn't notify youuuu!! And yes I don't like long chapters neither will I write so my chapters will be short and shit.