Fight!Fight!Fight!

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by Uke_M0chi

by Uke_M0chi

guys im gona be frfr i dont know shit about american politics (i haven't even watched the first ep😔) but what i do know is theres a guy named trump so we are gonna roll with that👍👍

warnings:might be ooc, swearing, fight(??) nothing too graphic tho, slight nsfw, public sex, not proofread, bad grammer, use of y/n, i was realy bored
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It was a normal day.. i mean as normal as it can get for you
So anyways
it was a normal day your boyfriend was at his work doing important stuff you didn't give to shits about! You were just chiling on the couch and watching some my little pony(call back to last chapter🤭) when you heard a car. Okay thats like nothing but then you heard it again and again and again and you got pretty annoyed. You were the gf of Joe Biden for crying out loud and some rando was driving around being superduper loud and you know it was the same guy doing it over and over again. You just felt it. So you go outside and you see fucking Donald Trump in his loud ass car trying to flex and you said..okay shouted

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Nothing to worry your pretty head about." Trump said in a flirty way

"Wheres your boyfriend?" he asked

"Doing work. Like normal people would at this hour." you said with a deadpan look

"Yea but im not like normal people honey!" Trump shouted. Well duh you thought

"I'm mother fucking Donald Trump!" There it is wait...did he just call you honey?? Oh you can't let that slide!(get them tiger)

"The FUCK did you just call me!??" Oh now you were angy

"Aww did you like it baby? Does your little bottom never calls you nicknames?" He asked mockingly

"Don't you have like a wife and kids..?" You asked

"Yea and what of it?..bunny" He added the nickname after some thought i guess he's not used to calling people nickname either. Speaking of people who he doesn't call nicknames

"What would [trump wife name] think of this?"(does he have a wife??)

"She said she always wanted to try a threesome!" as he said that he started to show a trusting motion with his hips

safe to say you were more then annoyed now but just when you were abot to open your mouth an other car pulled up.
Great you thought an other idiot but then they rolled down their window and

"Fuck of trumpy"

it's the man of the hour Joe Biden himself

"Oh little joeywoogyboogy is here"
he said in a mocking baby voice

"What did you just call me?" he said as he got out of his car

"Joey fucking woggibugi" he said with now a more serious tone as he got out of his car as well

Oh no! You thought. They are going to fight! You started to run towards the nearest chair you could find and sat down to watch

and they fought alright there was like blood and everything let me tell ya it was craaazy(i was crazy onec) the things they said and done woo not what people of their status should be doing (IN A FIGHT!!!)
and after like half an hour of this shit you saw some news reporters filming it "wow" you thought "can't wait to see what they'll paint this as"

anyway so like obvi your bf wins and he comes up to you and is like

"your only mine y/n" he said in an alpha way..voice...??? you know like a come here kitten wiskers you get me

anyway so you were like
"yes daddy joey"

and you made passionate love on the street infront of the news reporters
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so like does trump have a wife right now?