This one is for the people who I've had the unfortunate experience of watching be consumed by their alcoholism. Stay strong you guys, I believe you can get clean eventually.
You might think the drink'll help you when you're in chronic pain, but always remember that gins tonic's bane, you used to stand tall and powerful like the land of the dinosaurs before the comet came, now you stumble around everywhere vomit sprayin', now the alcohol got you thinking random shit like what's a blue hedgehogs favourite meal? Omelette! Why? Because you beat the egg, man, that's how you win Sonic games
Yeah, that's SEGA, a few shots of Jäger got you crumpled up like paper, but you'd rather be out cold than goofing around with the functionality of a child in daycare while performing drunken capers, the memories of which turn into vapours, next morning you're feeling as fragile as a wafer, in a hotel room in Mayfair, sharing a bed with the restaurant's waiter... yeah, you're gonna regret that later... especially if she tells people you raped her...
Don't get me wrong, she wasn't half bad for a bimbo, but I certainly wouldn't look twice if she walked past my window... but that's not the important thing, what if your girl discovers this info? "Ah shucks! I guess I could take five like cinco, go back to the bar and order another drink bro..." and risk sleeping with another girl? What are you, some sort of dingo? No, sorry to snap but I just don't like the way you think though, go and play some bingo, brush up on your apologetic lingo and prepare yourself for your relationship to enter limbo
People who drink say they do it for the buzz, but is it worth it if in the morning your memory is a fuzz? Waking up in a room covered in scuzz, like "what the fuck happened here cuz!?"
Now I don't have a problem with people drinking from time to time as leisure, who am I to judge in what you find your pleasure? Just be sure that you take responsible measures, like maybe don't drink if you're under a lot of pressure. Know your limits and tolerance, don't be a guesser, be careful when you drink and you'll wake up feeling fresher
Alcoholics in my city are far from being grounded, even the Spiders in their ATIKs (Attics) are getting Pounded, what happened to the sobriety on which these establishments were founded? Now all I see is piles of passed out people rounded up and mounded, suddenly that night out wasn't as fun as it sounded
Not every alcohol has an intoxicating meanin', some alcohols can be medicinal, some burn bright and some are good at cleanin' ponder that whilst you're on the wall leanin' feeling nausea like the emoji with the green skin (🤢)
If you do decide to drink, make sure you get your mixology just right, otherwise you might end up biting the dust like a dust mite
Like most things, it's so much more complex in Science, Isopropyl Ethanol, Methanol, Butanol Pentanol, Xylitol, Sorbitol, Mannitol... but whatever you're consuming wether it's Duff, Pawtucket or something else, just don't build up a reliance
Yeah... drink in moderation my comrades and compatriots
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