I haven't had motivation to write recently but I discovered the perchance generator and went a little crazy
Lester: But what about Meg ?
Cassidy : Don't worry about them.
Cassidy : I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
Lester: I asked Cassidy out.
Meg : Oh, I’m sorry.
Lester: Why?
Meg : Well, I assume they said no.
Lester: No, they said yes.
Meg : Really? Then I’m sorry for them.
Leo : Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Cassidy : Do not do that.
Leo : You won’t even notice!
Lester, entering: Leo you wanted to see me again?
Leo : Cassidy's single
Cassidy :
Cassidy : Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Meg : Alright.
Lester: Hey, I-
Cassidy : SHUT UP!
Lester: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Meg : It was bound to be stupid.
*Something crashes*
Meg : Shoot-
Lester : *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Cassidy : *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Meg : Would you slap Lester-
Cassidy : Yes.
Meg : I didn't even finish!
Cassidy : Sorry, continue.
Meg : Would you slap Lester for 10 dollars?
Cassidy : I would do it for free.
Lester: Rude...
*at 3am*
Meg : *runs into Cassidy’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Cassidy : *wakes up* Dude!
Meg : *cackles*
Lester: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Cassidy* What the fuck, Meg ?
Meg : Wait WHAT-
Meg : So what’s the plan?
Lester: I don’t know. You’re mean, *points at Cassidy* they’re smart, come up with something.
Lester: Hi.
Meg : Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Lester: I did.
Meg : And what did they say?
Lester: “Thank you.”
Meg : You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?
Lester: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Cassidy said, “Thank you.”
Aiden : So, are you two friends?
Lester : Yes.
Cassidy : No.
Lester : Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...
Cassidy : Only as their rodeo clown.
Lester : Cassidy , why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?
Cassidy : So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.
Cassidy : Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Cassidy : Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
Lester: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
Cassidy: ...
*Five minutes later*
Lester, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED.
*Dinner*
Jason : Can you pass the salt?
Cassidy : *throws Aiden across the table*
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Madness's Melody | Apollo / Lester Papadopoulos
FanfictionM A D N E S S ' S M E L O D Y In which, Cassidy Raven doesn't want to get wrapped up the gods' messes again. The fates have other ideas. Alternatively... Two teenagers and an ex god try to save the world from supposedly dead emperors ...
