Jerry is so fucking done (rewrite I think)

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This might be a rewrite of an older story you can find on my profile, btw

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POV, it's 2 in the morning and Jerry (my beloved creation) is being a good Jerry and sleeping like any other normal person would do.

But then he wakes up like 'omg WTH was the dream I just had 😰😰' in a cold sweat or smth. He then waddles over to Void who was at the other side of the room, and because it was Jeri, everytime he would take a step there would be a little squeak sound.

Which was very


very



Annoying 😡

OK. So he goes up to Void likes

"Errrrrrrm I hAd A nWiGhTmwArEh ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😔😔😔😔😔😔" and Void is like "no"

"." Jeri is confuzzled, WTF DO YOU MEAN NO. "😡😡😡" Jeri somehow said, bc idk how you say emoji's. "hahawasyourdreamabtthechickenmancomingtogetyou" Void laughs chokes backflips dies, and Jeri screeches "NO. STAP. 😡😡😡😡😡😡💔💔💔💔💔❗❗❗❗❗❗💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤😤". "Y" Void asks with great spelling, "BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF THESE JOKES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💔💔💔💔❗❗❗❗❗💥💥💥💥💥💥💥☹️☹️☹️🇺🇲☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️" "Y" Void asks with even better spelling

Jeri "😡"

Void "🇺🇲" /j

Jeri is literally about to bite Voids fucking ankles bc that's the only thing he's capable of doing SINCE HE'S SO SHORT. HAHA SHORTIE. WHY R U SO SHORT? 1!!? 1!1?1!1? But then void literally says "haha short" out of nowhere "DRAMATIC GASP" Jeri screeched.

Again.

LIKE GEEZ BRO. ITS 2 IN THE MORNING, STOP SCREAMING.


cough ahem

Jeri has had enough 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😱😱😱😱😱😱❗❗❗

"NO. GOODBYE. I'M DONE. UR CRINGE 😡😡😡😡. I'M DONE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤😤😤😤❗❗❗💥💥💥" Jeri says and then casually leaves. And Void is like "WAIT WTF. HOW DO YOU SAY EMOJI'S?????????"

And then Jeri leaves for the milk 💔

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ok WTF did I just write. 😨

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