Pearl: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Ruby: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Pearl: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
One extra:
Ruby: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Steven: What?
Ruby: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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