Poetry [Lando Norris]

[fifteen]

landonorris is live
lie detector ft matilda!

lantilda just posted a thread on twitter

lantilda
matilda and lando are live on twitch rn doing a lie detector test, live update for those who can't watch it here! Matilda is answering first!

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→ lantilda
L: what was your first impression of me
M: you were all gross and sweaty and i still thought you were fit
(please guys she's so real (it was the truth if you didn't already guess)

→ lantilda
L: other than me, who is your best friend on the grid
M: max 100%, he's literally been the sweetest to me since the first time i met him, or danny ric because he'd kill me if i didn't say him, also i know your watching this mother fucker, text me back
(she then proceeded to flip danny off who is now spamming the chat with 'I DID'. Again, it was the truth, our girl never lies)

→ lantilda
L: would you ever consider moving away from the UK
M: bitch i don't know. i've only ever lived there. Bristol till i was twenty then london recently, although im falling in love with the idea of living in monaco despite how bloody expensive it is
L: guys this is gonna get boring quick, she never lies
(girl your literally famous, you can afford it)

→ lantilda
L: this is for the comments, are you just friends with me for my money
M: oh yeah definitely (it gets said that it was a lie) yeah of course i don't! guys i'm perfectly well off on my own! lando just spoils me because he's a sweetheart
L: she spoils me too guys!
(they're so perfect it actually hurts me)

→ lantilda
L: do you actually enjoy watching f1
M: i do (lie) no no i promise i do it's just boring sometimes! especially watching at home it's like it doesn't get exciting until the last few laps. plus there's still a lot of things i don't understand
(i love that she only watches formula one to support Lando and now the other friends she made on the grid)

→ lantilda
L: max told me to ask this one, do you think we'll always be friends
M: i have no doubt about it, we've literally seen each others best and worst, we've grown into who we are together and besides i need to keep my biggest fan around
(they're in love, don't tell me otherwise

→ lantilda
GUYS IM AJDHSJSJA
L: we both have supporters and haters, who is your favourite fan page
M: you know this already bobble
L: yeah but the fans dont
M: it's Lantilda, she's just so lovely and is always the first to argue with the haters! i've texted her a few times just to show my appreciation and honestly i feel like she's a friend at this point
(THEYRE TLAKING ABOUT ME IM GONNA KMSSSSSS)

→ lantilda
okay guys there swapping over, matilda is cuttingly having a stare off with the camera while lando is hooking himself up to the machine

→ lantilda
danny ricardo just rung her unexpectedly and she just jumped out her skin, like our girl was pertified, so much so that she answered then told him to fuck off before hanging up. he's now spamming 'sorry' in the chat

→ lantilda
okay max just popped in, said hi then dipped when Matilda pulled out a monster, what a duo

→ lantilda
okay landos turn, they're just asking their calibration questions and omg they're a mess, neither of them can stop laughing. i feel like i'm interrupting a moment

→ lantilda
M: who is your favourite artist
L: charles leclerc!
M: he's lying right, Lando you cunt i'm right here
L: yes i'm lying, it's you
M: charles and matilda collab when?
(i'm crying)

→ lantilda
M: okay this i already know the answer too. have you ever had a crush on me
L: pft nooo
Lie detector guy: oh wow that spiked like crazy, big lie
M: of course you have, look at me. when?
L: for the year or two of our friendship, i was like ridiculously obsessed with you
M: you still are bobble, don't lie to the people
(can we just appreciate this whole interaction! so it's confirmed that lando liked her and that she thought he was good looking, we could have had them ages ago! also look how nervous he looked when she asked him)

→ lantilda
M: when it comes to race weekends, do you prefer me being there or watching from home
L: i love when your there with me but i know it's not always convenient so i don't think i prefer either, we always celebrate together no matter if i'm there or not
(guys i'm having heart palpitations stop it)

→ lantilda
M: do you believe that if we met under different circumstances, we would have still been friends
L: yes (GUYS HE LIED) alright no i think if we met at a later point in life we wouldn't be friends, we met right as we were both hitting the curve point in our life's and as much as i would like to say that we would have been, i just think we live two completely separate lives
M: stop it i'll cry right now lando. cancel lando norris people, he's making me sad
(this whole bit was so sad, but like so true, they met when they started getting more fame. any later in life and lando would have already been travelling for f1 and matilda would be going on tours)

→ lantilda
M: okay norris, do you think i could make it in the f1 world
L: you know i do! your great on the sim it's just the training you suck at. guys, every time i get her to workout with me she claims she precious cargo and taps out
M: *just staring blankly at the camera, slowly blinking*
(they're so unserious i love them)

→ lantilda
M: okay last question, would you ever get a matching tattoo with me. ow think this though carefully because you know what i'll do
L: i mean sure (spoiler- he told the truth)
M: right guys i'll be right back just gotta find the closest tattoo artist
(my girl literally just got up and left bro, like she grabbed her phone and dipped)

→ lantilda
lando is now ending the stream laughing his head off and you can hear matilda talking to someone in the background. this is not a drill, they're getting matching tattoos

landoupdates
omg lando tattoo era? also i'm so happy for you, they're little shoutout to you was so cute
|lantilda
girl i know! this is exciting and thank you!

user45
i love lando but how can anyone like them together? she's so strange
|user11
babe did you watch the stream? she's literally a sweetheart

user98
lando having a crush on matilda when they were younger was not on my bingo list

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