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Just a book where I write down all the little things that my brain thinks of. And a friend if you need one.

4: Rhymes me and my friends made up

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by a_happy_cat

by a_happy_cat

my friend's nicknames here will be "Avvi" and "Leah"

1. "You and me, sitting in a tree! First cums you! Then cums me! Then we payed for that tree's therapy!" -me

2. "Roses are red, violets are blue I like you and I also like rice! So tie me to your bed and fuck me until you cum thrice!"-me

3. "Row, row, row your boat gently into my pussy! Merrily, merrily, merrily, your body is like a dream" -me

4. (one for your enemies) "Twinkle, twinkle little star! I will make sure you're buried far!" -me

5. "Roses are red, violets are blue! I really wanna be fucked by you!" -me

6. "Twinkle, twinkle little star! You should know what you are, and once you know what you are, a mental hospital is not too far!" -Leah

7. "Roses are red, violets are blue! My panties are pink, but they'll be white after a night with you!" -me

8. "Twinkle, twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car! Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die!" -Avvi

9. "Roses are red, violets are blue! I cream every time I see you!" -me

10. "Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass!" -Avvi

11. "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, I want someone to make me scream and moan so loud the entire US gets hard!" -me

12. "Twinkle, twinkle little star! How I wonder how big you are!" -me

13. "Twinkle, Twinkle little star! My cum is sticky just like tar!" -me

14. "I wish you were my bed so I can get in you every night, mess you up, then do you again in the morning." -Avvi

15. "Roses are red, violets are blue! after a night with me your balls will be blue too!" -me

16. "What do the mafia and pussies have in common? One one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit." -Avvi

17. "Are you a rainstorm? Cause you're making me dripping wet." -Avvi

18. "Twinkle, twinkle little star! I met you in bar, then we did it in your car and maybe went too far!" -me

Roses are red, violets are blue! I'll see you tomorrow when the day is new! -me