I never did care for brushin' my teeth, it never seemed to do nothin'. Now it's even more important 'cause I gotta make sure none of them precious calories get stuck in my teeth. I figured folks might not like it, but then I remembered how nobody really cares 'bout my favorite quirks. I reckon I could go right up to my folks and breathe my stink on 'em and they wouldn't even notice. So I just threw my toothbrush and paste in the trash without makin' a fuss.
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FantasyEver'one been wonderin' how I done gone an' did it, turnin' myself into the human example of a pig stench and all fer years now so I reckoned I oughta do what I love an' treat myself to this here biography tellin' you how it happend, every step of t...
