Cagney

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FruityBitch asks
So Cagney, How long have you been at the casino?"

Cagney says "Bout' a couple years for fully stayin' and this has been a hangout spot for me since I was nine years old so of me hanging out it'd be forty years."
"DAMN! YOU ARE OLD!" Maria said.
Mugman says "I don't usually make fun of people for their age but I generally thought you were at least thirty."
"So you thought I was nineteen years younger then what I am?" Cagney asks
Mugman thought about it then he answers "Basically, yeah."
Cuphead walks in on his phone then looks up at Mugman "What's all the damn commotion?" He glanced down at his phone then at the three people in front of him.
"Oh, we're talking about how Cagney is forty-nine." Mugman says
Cuphead shrugs "I already knew that."
"How were you be able to know and we weren't?!" Mugman asks
Sally yells "One, Maria is new, Two, Cuphead is dating Cagney and Three, Who would tell you? I'm fifty-four and did you know that?, no."
Cagney yelled "FUCK YOU STAGEPLAY!"
"WHAT? MAD THAT I EXPOSED YOU AND YOUR FUCKING 3'0 BOYFRIEND?!" Sally yells back.
Cagney flips Sally off "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"AM I WRONG?! YOU'RE LITERALLY 5'2 AND HE'S 3'0!" Sally says
Cuphead hugs Cagney "Chill out Cagney.. It's okay."
Hilda, recording "This is the funniest shit."
King Dice has a smirk on his face "You are correct on this one."
Hilda smiled "Thank you sir."
"You're welcome." King Dice replied
Cuphead says "Just calm down, Cagney. You can't let people do that."
"I know.." Cagney said, hugging cuphead back
Cuphead says "WAIT A MINUTE- I'M 4'2 YOU ASSHOLE!!"

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