Yeah, this is Kiran Harumi over here - can you believe that the kid here thought it was a good idea to start a group chat with our friends in Teyvat and the universe and there are some of the WORST people in here as well?
No?
Well... I gotta warn yo...
Ice Girl, Best Girl (March 7th): Ooh! Thanks for the nickname, Mr. Aether!
Walking Black Hole (Welt): Very... Creative nickname you have for me, Aether.
I Need Coffee 24/7 (Himeko):
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Kiran's Other Kid (Tanjiro): This is... Not bad, actually.
Most Annoying Fuck That Ever Walked the Planet (Zenitsu):Ehh?! Why do I have this kind of nickname?!!
The Alpha and The Omega:Cause ur the most annoying FUCK that I know.
Boar Head (Inosuke):how do u type in this stupid thing
Most Innocent Girl that I Know (Nezuko):
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Father Daddy (Arlecchino):...
Father Daddy has left the chat
Narwhal Rider has added Arlecchino in the chat
Arlecchino has left the chat
Narwhal Rider has added Arlecchino in the chat
Father Daddy:Childe, I will fucking kill you.
Narwhal Rider (Tartaglia):No u won't -
Father Daddy:Just stay where u are and I'll be there in a minute.
Guuji Miko (Yae Miko): Oh? And what are u up to this time, little one~?
Fish Priest (Kokomi): Not a bad nickname, I suppose.
I Got Lost Again (Acheron): Caelus, you're here too?
Bat Boy:
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I Got Lost Again:Cute.
She's Scary and Cold (Jingliu): Young man, why are you flirting with another woman?
Bat Boy: JINGLIU WAIT -
Fontaine's Best Girl (Furina): My head hurts and I just woke up from my nap - What is this?
The Alpha and The Omega:It's a group chat, Furina. I hope ur ready for some chaos.
Fontaine's Best Girl: I cant tell if I should be concerned or not -
I'm an Eremite (Jeht): Oh, hi Aether!
Blonde Traveler (Aether):
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Vengeance Will be Mine (Eula):THERE SHE IS AGAIN -
Blonde Traveler: GIRLS, JUST WAIT FOR ONE SEC -
Eula and 30+ users are now offline
Aether is now offline
Flirt with Guns is online
Flirt with Guns (Kafka): Oh, hey there, Caelus~
Bat Boy: FffffUCK NO -
Flirt with Guns: Aw, did you miss me~? Well, technically, you did, didn't you~?
I Need Coffee 24/7:Kafka.
Flirt with Guns: Oh, the rest of the Astral Express Crew? This should be fun~
Everyone is now offline
Word of note - Jeht and Benben, in my timeline, joined Aether's traveling party instead of leaving for parts unknown. And is canonically (in my timeline) the first woman who confessed to Aether. And the first one to bed him as well...
