Introduction

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Jolteon bursts through the door.

"ASK OR DAAAAREEE!" He screamed.

"Holy guacamole. Shut the fudge up." Glaceon replied. "I was about to sleep."

"Who in the actual world of Arceus would sleep in 8AM?" Umbreon growled.

"Someone with ADHD." Espeon bullied Glaceon.

"Shut up."

"Haaaaaiii!!!! UwU"

"Sylveon. Shut the f-" Umbreon was interrupted by Leafeon.

"This is a family friendly ask or dare!"
Leafeon growled.

"Oh really, now?" 

Umbreon then states all the slurs he knows.

"Fuck."
"Shit."
"Bitch."
"Ass."
"Fucker."
"Fucking."
"Mother-Fucker."
"Cock."
"Dick."
"Asshole."
"Dild-"

"UMBREON SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Jolteon screamed.

"Alright. Geez."

"Don't mind me. I'm just a puddle of water." Vaporeon giggled.

"No you aren't.."
Flareon replied.

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