error, or error sans, as outsiders call him, was having a lovely walk.
little did he know, his entire life was about to be altered FOREVER!!!!
you see, errorr was just walking down the stairs, as usual, as he does everyday (??). he loves walking downstairs. it's kinda his thing. staircase lover.
anyway, eror was walking. he really was. walking along, happy as can be, loving his stairs. when tragedy struck.
unbeknownst to him, there was a small rock on one of the steps. eeror, who had walked this staircase everyday, was so used to there being no rocks on that step.
when the bottom of his sandal (or whatever he wears i don't look at his feet) made contact with the rock, his entire world was rocked. flabbergasted, horrified, depressed, all these feelings overcame him, and he tumbled down the steps.
now, as mentioned earlier, eppop LOVES stairs. because of this, he always uses the same long ass staircase. the rock was only on the 7th step. there were at least 40 more steps after this.
and boy oh boy, did he fall. he bonked and clanked down the stairs, resembling the sound of a minecraft skeleton after falling in lava.
it was beautiful, honestly, ear-oar falling oh so gracefully down these steps. a crowd had formed around him by the time he reached the bottom.
when he finally hit the bottom step, the audience watched in anticipation for the charcoal colored skeleton to come to.
unfortunately, ennard had broken 300 bones, which was like 94 more bones than he actually had. because of this, he DIED. he PERISHED. passed AWAY. FUCKING DEAD.
as for after that? well, he would've gone to heaven, but he didn't trust the stairway to heaven, so he took the elevator to hell.
you'll never guess who he saw there
MARIAH CAREY
