A/N: Before we start, Thanks a bunch for all the wonderful support I've reserved! You are all absolutely awesome! I know I ask this a lot but please! If you have any ideas on what I should make happen in the next chapter, don't hesitate to comment!!
Thanks Karlicat8 for the idea to this chapter!
Adam: sup bitchez.
Vaggie: What do you want Adam?!
Adam: chill out tits! I'm bored.
Vaggie: well go fuck one of your exorcists?! Lute maybe!? Stop annoying me!
Lute: (O_O)
Adam: well then....
*Lute and Adam are offline*
Vaggie: I DIDN'T MEAN IT SERIOUSLY BITCH!
Charlie: Vaggie! Calm down love!
Vaggie: Hmmm... fine... But only because you you told me to!
Lucifer: look at my daughter and soontobe daughter in law~ sooooo adorable together!!
Charlie: DAD!! STOOP!
Lucifer: soooo... When are you two gettin married~?!
Charlie: ... Soon I hope...
Vaggie: (O_O)
Lucifer: don't tell me me and Alastor will be married before you two~
Alastor: what now?.
Charlie: you tow are adorable together buuuuuut.... It's still hard to get over the fact that my father and my co-worker is together...
Lucifer: I know honey!! But see it from the bright side! Alastor and daddy love each other dearly!
Alastor: I do now~?
Lucifer: EH?! Yes, duh!? Don't you remember all the time you moaned my name last night?! It was all streamy and sexy and hot! You was sooo hard and everything was just so hot!
Alastor: ...
Charlie: STOP! I'M GONNA BE SICK!
Vaggie: I feel like throwing up...
Valentino: Well this is kinda interesting~
AngelDust: Agree...
Nifty: Al?
Alastor: What is it now Nifty dear?
Nifty: I was cleaning your room and I found some pink fluffy handcuffs. Do you want to keep them or can I throw them away?
Vaggie:: WTF?!
Charlie: ... I feel like dying...
Lucifer: Hehe...
Alastor:.... You can lay them in my bottom drawer in my nightstand....
Nifty: OKAY!!
Lucifer: Al? Isn't it the bottom drawer we keep all.... Toys?...
Nifty: why is it laying a gag and dildo in here?...
Alastor: ...
Lucifer: ...
AngelDust: kinda gay ngl...
Charlie: a what now?!
Vaggie: CAN YOU STOP TRAUMATIZING CHARLIE!? She is literally sitting on the floor, rocking back and forth shaking!!
Alastor: Nifty dear, please leave my room now...
Nifty: I'm not done cleaning but okay I guess!
Husk: Hey Angie!!!
YOU ARE READING
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HumorPLEASE READ: Hazbin Hotel is for adults so please have that in mind while reading! Tw: sex jokes, sex?, 18+ references, maybe angst? I dunno, swearing... A LOT Ships: Huskerdust, Chaggie, Radioapple, Lute x Adam, Vox x Valentino, Cherrisnake <3 T...
