*Charlie started a group chat*
Charlie: HI GUYS!
AngelDust: the fuck is this?!
Charlie: A GROUP CHAT WHERE WE ALL CAN COMMUNICATE AND BOND OVER TEXT!
AngelDust: whatever.
Vaggie: Charlie, why do we need a group chat to "bond"?
Charlie: Well Vaggie... so we can work on redemption 24/7 from anywhere!
Vaggie: Babe... It's a good idea but I doubt this group chat will be used for that in the end...
Adam: WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?!
Charlie: Hello Adam! I thought if you where here and saw all the progress that the demons here is doing you might agree to let the demons redeem and enter heaven!
Adam: ...no.
Charlie: oh... Won't you even think about it?..
Adam: probably not.
Alastor: Greetings everyone! I just figured out how to type on this mini picture box. It was quite the challenge but with my massive brain and a bit of help from my dear Niffty
I did it!
Adam: No one gives a Fuck radio bitch!
Alastor:...W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝ḣ̖̻͛̓ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌ḑ̴̞͛̒ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇ j̪̟̮̔ͩư̡͕̭̇s̠҉͍͊ͅt̲̂̓ͩ̑ c͕͗ͤ̕̕ā̤̓̍͘l̙͖̑̾ͣl̙͖̑̾ͣ ḿ̬̏ͤͅẹ̿͋̒̕?!
Adam: Chill out radio man! I just think radio is old and just eww!
Vaggie: Aren't you like older then all of us? Like... Much older?...
Adam: SHUT UP VAGINA!
Vaggie: it's pronounced VAGGIE!
Adam: ...I'm pretty sure it's vagina...
CherriBomb: SUP BITCHES!
AngelDust: CHERRI!!
CherriBomb: ANGEL! MY FAVORITE BITCH!
SirPentious: Miss Cherri, a pleasure meeting you again.
CherriBomb: ehhh...sup Pentious?
Alastor: Well that was awkward!
Vox: Well, if it isn't Alastor! My greatest enemy!
Vaggie: Charlie... Why did you put everyone in this group chat? This is gonna be a disaster...
Charlie: No! This is gonna be great! Just watch!
Alastor: greetings Vox! I'm your greatest enemy? Oh~ you're making me blush! You're not even on my top 3~
Vox: WHAT?! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! I AM YOUR GREATEST ENEMY AND YOU KNOW IT!
Valentino: oh vox~ deep breathes now sweetiepie~ we wouldn't wanna get kicked out of the group chat would we?~
*AngelDust left the group chat*
Vox: Why the fuck did Mr slut leave?
Charlie: I'll go check on him! Brb!
*Charlie's and AngelDust's private chat*
Charlie: Why did you leave?
AngelDust: I just don't feel comfortable being in the same group chat as Val..
Charlie: I promise if he says anything mean to you I'll kick him out! Will you come back then?
AngelDust: ... Okay...
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الفكاهةPLEASE READ: Hazbin Hotel is for adults so please have that in mind while reading! Tw: sex jokes, sex?, 18+ references, maybe angst? I dunno, swearing... A LOT Ships: Huskerdust, Chaggie, Radioapple, Lute x Adam, Vox x Valentino, Cherrisnake <3 T...
