Chiaki: KOKICHI STOP SHOVING ME INTO THE GODDAMN OVEN IN WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: No :D
Chiaki: I HOPE EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GO TO OPEN A TIN OF COOKIES THERE'S JUST SEWING SUPPLIES IN THEM
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I hope you always get spoiled the ending of any of your favorite games
Chiaki: I hope any Panta you buy is FLAT
Stinkyratfacedbutthole:
Chiaki: YEAH
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I'm gonna DESTROY OUR CROPS IN OUR STARDEW VALLEY CO-OP
Chiaki: SO? I CAN JUST BUY MORE
Pixiesticksnorter: GOOOOD NOM-NOM-NOMMING!
Chiaki: good, now Ibuki's here.
Pixiesticksnorter:?
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: HEY WERE NOT DONE WITH OUR ARGUMENT.
Chiaki: SHUT IT. Anyways Ibuki I've noticed another coop on the farm. Was that your doing?
Pixiesticksnorter: No, I mean I love the chickens but you seemed pretty persistent on getting a barn so I didn't really mess with that stuff.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: It was me who wasted that money on the coop.
Chiaki: Why? I WAS SO CLOSED TO BEING ABLE TO PURCHASE THE BARN.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I did it in spite of you
Pixiesticksnorter: You butthole
Chiaki: You know what I can work with this, heck it might even help me get the barn faster...
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I feel like marrying one of the bachelors and then divorcing them just for fun.
Pixiesticksnorter: Haven't you already done that
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, but there's still more people to marry and divorce. Besides Shane is looking quite lonely...
Chiaki: That's because he is.
Pixiesticksnorter: Damn
Chiaki: I ain't wrong
Pixiesticksnorter: But doesn't he have Marnie and Jas?
Chiaki: mhm, still lonely.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Wanna play Stardew rn?
Pixiesticksnorter: YEAH!
Chiaki: I have nothing better to do
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Okay I'll also get Korekiyo on
Chiaki: I always forget I added him
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: That's because he just spends all his time in the mines
Chiaki: We're doing terrible for being on year 2..
Pixiesticksnorter: LET'S JUST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(Chiaki, Pixiesticksnorter, and Stinkyratfacedbutthole are offline)
Pianosmoocher: I never expected those 4 to be friends.
Kyokowannabe: I don't think anyone would.
(alr I'm gonna keep this chapter short, I'll make the next one longer. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU'RE HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT!)
word count: 340
YOU ARE READING
Danganronpa chat fic thing
FantasyThis is my first story so it's probably gonna like be bad or something. I saw a lot of the old chat fics and how they were all canceled or forgotten about. Anyways I got bored, and since I'm hyper fixating on Danganronpa v3 I decided to write a stor...