Peach: This Man is obviously the Killer, you twat!
Mario: How do you know that, Sherlock?
Peach: Well, for starters... there was some muddy foot-prints leaving the scene of the Crime... then when we walked past this Man right here, there was a drop of blood of his Left Shoe.
Mario: Did he get into a fight?
Peach: I'll get to that... the pattern of the bottom of his Shoes, match the muddy foot-prints... therefore he was lying when he gave us a statement! The victim thought it would be a good idea to defend himself, but NO... the murderer brutally slaughtered the victim.
Mario: Weak victim.
Peach: So, with all of these clues put together... this Man over there, is the Killer!
Mario: Really?
Peach: Are you blind? He's a holding a bloody Machete!
Enemy: *sigh* Dang it...
Mario: Oh...
Peach: Well?
Mario: COME HERE, BITCH!!!
Enemy: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
*KICK*
Enemy: Ow!
Mario: Gotcha!
Peach: Justice has been served... yet again!
*APPLAUSE*
Stella: Looks like you're gonna have to let me go, sooner or later.
Grape: OI... STOP THE PLAY!!!
Crowd: *CONFUSION*
Grape: You lot are supposed to booing, not applauding!!!
Peach: Well, Stella is a writing genius!
Mario: So am I... my Western story!
Stella: Thanks!
Grape: NO NO NO... How are my Sour Bunch Minions enjoying this shit performance?!
Peach: There must be seeing what true Talent, looks like!
Grape: Well, it looks like ass!
Mario: I thought it was gonna be ass!
Peach: Shut your ass up!
...
Grape: Sour Bunch... you better cringe at this next bit, otherwise I'm executing all of you!
Stella: That's dark, isn't it?
Grape: SHUT UP!!!
Stella: Why are you doing this?!
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SMG4 Fanfic: STUPID Princess Peach Showtime
FanfictionMario is re-united with an old friend... but disaster strikes when a mysterious magic Monster takes over the whole Theatre.
Chapter 4: The Performance
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