🥛//FRANCIS MOSSES X M! READER ONESHOTS

IDK HOW TO TITLE THIS ONE

"Um um reader gets milk deliveried to his house and Francis falls in love IDKKK 😭" you gave me too much power, Fredsters
Reader lives in the apartment complex and is fairly new (maybe been there a few weeks? up to interpretation)

☆ ZOOWEEMAMA
☆ As soon as the door opened, he audibly gasped
☆ He has a "*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*" type moment
☆ He shouldn't be feeling this way, why does he feel this way.
☆ A man shouldn't be this hot, why are you hot??
☆ HOW HASNT HE SEEN YOU AROUND??
☆ He tries to make small talk but he just jumbles up his words
☆ The next time he's on the job, he'll desperately try to find SOMETHING to talk about that won't be uncomfortable
☆ Eventually, after getting over the uncomfortable stage, he'll "discreetly" put a paper with his phone number on it in a crate of milk, so he won't have to awkwardly ask if you want his number
  • Which is still awkward, but you could just throw it away I guess?
☆ pray and hope he didn't accidentally give the crate with his number in it to someone else