Unexpected Journey Of KarEena

Holi special 🔫

Let's start

Next day

In MPT

Haseena comes to the police station and sees that there are Holi celebrations all around and Cheetoshpa is being decorated. Then Haseena comes near Pj and says.

Hm: pj.

Pj: ji ms.

Hm: ek minute....ye itni saari bhaang, thandai, sajavat aur sab kuchh hi matalab.

Pj: are ms ye sab toh muft hai.
(With smile)

Ss: ha bhabhi ye sari arrgments free mein huyi hain.

Hm (shocked): acchha kisne Kiya hai?

Then she comes to Shivani Binny and Saira Begum and says.

Trio: humne nhi Kiya hai.

Then that Nawab Saheb comes and says.

Nawab Sahab (ns): as-salam-u-alaikum.

Hm: wa alaikum assalam nawab sahab.

(Note - guys main Muslim religion se nhi hu agar Maine greetings dene mein koi mistake Kiya hai toh sorry for that)

Ns: are aap logon ko holi ki bohot bohot shubhkamnaye.

Pj: aapko bhi. (With smile)

Ns: haseena ji humara ye sukrana kabul kijiye. (With smile)

Hm: nawab sahab hum kabul toh kar lenge lekin ye kis cheej ka shukrana hai?

Then Nawab Sahab goes to PJ and says.

Ns: ye lo Kamal hai Bhai are pj 365 din aap log humara khayal rakhti hai to kya ek din hum aapka khyal nhi rakh sakte Hain kya?
Ab dekhiye aap logon ke wajah se Lucknow ke pure shahar mein bina kisi taqlif ke kya Holi manayi hai bohot hi Aanand tarike se.
Aur ab toh chingari gang bhi hai toh isliye nawab hone ke naate humara ye farz Banta hai ki humare mahila police thane mein bhi Holi bohot hi aadarpurvak aur harshoullas ke saath manayi jaaye. (Looking at chingari gang)

Hm: baat toh sahi kah rahe Hain aap nawab sahab.
Sach mein hum aapke bohot shukragujar hai ki aapne humare baare mein itna socha. (With smile)

Ns to pj: pj.

Pj: ji.

Ns: aapko humara ye nazrana kaisa lga?
(Little shy)

Pj (to herself): aapka Nazrana bhi hume acchha nhi lgta.

Ns: ji. (In confusion)

Cm: kbhi Nazar mat aana. (In strictly)

Ns (shockingly): kya?

Cm: nhi... matlab nawab sahab hum kbhi Aisa bol skte hain kya...kabhi bhi nhi.
Matlab aapke hi haveli mein hi toh humara thana hai. (With laugh)

Ns to pj: pj kya hai na hume aapse kuchh chahiye?

Everyone shocked and pj said doubtly.

Pj: kya chahiye aapko?

Ns: izazat.

Pj: ha de diya aapko izazat khuda Hafiz.

And saying this, PJ starts leaving and then Nawab Saheb says.

Ns: are hume....hume izazat nhi chahiye.
Hum aur aap Holi khele iski izazat chahiye humko. (With shyness)

Hearing this everyone looks at each other with shockingly and hm said.

Hm: ha...ha nawab sahab aap bhi humare parivar ka hissa hi hain.
Aap humare saath milkar Holi manaiye.
(To pj) Hai na pj. (Teasingly)

Pj (with fake smile): ha...ha...ha...kyo nhi..
Kyo nhi nawab sahab.