Milf luvr: Джей Джей, я так тебя люблю, моя великолепная девушка, выходи за меня, пожалуйста, любовь всей моей жизни
Derek morgasm: Prentiss is a Russian spy confirmed
Boss fucker: I shouldn't have let her watch CA:CW clearly she had the same trigger words as the winter soldier
Boy wonder: idiots
Mega milf: I'm not far enough in my duolingo lessons to know what she's saying
Boy wonder: Эмили, это типа гей
Mega milf: what are yous even saying
Babygirl: Emily said "JJ my gorgeous girlfriend I love you so much please marry me ur the love of my life" or something like that and Spencer said "Emily that's kinda gay"
Boss fucker: eww the L word
Vigilante justice: lesbians 🙄
Hot chocolate: since when does garcia know russian
Babygirl: i dont
Babygirl: google translate is free broskis
Milf luvr: broskis?????
Boy wonder: i thought y/n is the only person to say broski and thats quite rare
Boss fucker: bro what u chatting i literally never say that
Boy wonder: you say it all the time
Mom: it was sarcasm reid -Gideon
Boss fucker: silly sausage
derek morgasm: y/n wth
boss fucker: shut up derek u had a drunk one night stand with reid when he first joined the bau
vigilante justice: ...
vigilante justice: i knew there was something between them
boy wonder and derek morgasm have left fruitellas
Hot chocolate: what the fuck
hot chocolate added derek morgasmand boy wonder to fruitellas
Hot chocolate: right explain now.
derek morgasm: no
Hot chocolate: explain or extra paperwork for a month
Derek morgasm: we were drunk
Hot chocolate: and...
Boy wonder: alcohol makes you do crazy things
Milf luvr: can't say being drunk has ever led me to dereks dick up my arse but okay spencer
Vigilante justice: spencers not a bottom
Derek morgasm: can confirm
Milf luvr: i need bleach i need holy water i need a lobotomy i didnt need this information or the image of derek and spencer together
Milf luvr: im suing for emotional damage
Hot chocolate: Reid was 22 when he joined the bau
Boy wonder: yes?
Hot chocolate: DEREK WOULD HAVE BEEN 30
Derek morgasm: see when you put it like that
Italian stallion: what did i miss?
Italian stallion: never mind
Italian stallion: how to unread texts
Mega milf: this isnt google
Italian stallion: how to bleach eyes and memory
Mom: atleast im not that old -Gideon
Italian stallion: why isn't google working
Italian stallion: oh
boss fucker: rossi can you pretty please make me a spicy pepperoni pizza
Mega milf: ooh same
Vigilante justice: ^
Milf luvr: ^^
Italian Stallion: three pizzas coming up although elle i dont know how i will get yours too you
Vigilante justice: im in the area
Italian Stallion: lovely ill meet you with your pizza once its done how are things between you and spencer?
Vigilante justice: ummm
boy wonder:were on a break
vigilante justice: yup :(
Italian stallion: im sorry you know what i'll bring you some stracciatella for after your pizza
vigilante justice: thank you
a/n been a while since an update so here you go ignore the unusual lack of emojis i was typing on a laptop not my phone and the laptops special could have updated sooner but im genuinely in a hospital bed more than my own bed so im usually a bit preoccupied
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