bau gc

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Spencer : guys there is something stuck to the ceiling of the bullpen I just wanted to come in early so I could leave earlier but there is something on the ceiling 👾

Emily: 👀

Gideon : Emily what did you do? - gideon

Penelope: EMILY THAT'S FUCKING FOUL

Spencer : what is it 😭😭

Hotch: why is there a dildo on the ceiling

JJ : lovely weather it is today

Spencer: it's thundering

Hotch: what have I told you about shagging in the bullpen

Y/n : stop stealing my brittish slang you fags 🤬🤬

Elle: not the slurs 😭😭

Y/n : I'm on about tabs you dumbarse twat 😭😭

Emily: even I knew that (she didn't)

Y/n : you are just a fag tho ❤

Emily: love you too if

Spencer : so Emily and jj were having intercourse in the bullpen and that's a sex toy on the ceiling but why is it on the ceiling?👾

Emily: Yolo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jj: Strauss walked past.

Hotch: pahshshahahah

Hotch: I mean not funny you shouldn't have been doing that

Derek : you ain't fooling no one hotchy wotchy 😜

Hotch: never call me that again

Derek: okay crotchy hotchy 😛😛

Hotch: stop.

Emily: you should fire him for that

Derek: you should not, Emily however

Emily: rude

Hotch: the tension between me and the resignation papers on my desk rn

Derek : not the bau dilf 🥲🥲

Emily: it's fine anyways I'm moving

JJ : wait what???

Emily: yea 😞

Spencer : where to??

Emily: moving deez nuts across your face

JJ : Emily! I almost cried but you just wanted to joke 💔

Emily: I'm sorry uno what it was funny so acc I'm not sorry

JJ : bout to go back to lemonhead if you pull that again 😔

Elle: umm no

JJ : twas a joke

Emily: twasnt funny

JJ : your not funny 🙃

Emily: your gay

Derek : oh no the parents are fighting 🙀🙀

Elle: oh noooo

Derek: naur Cleo the condensation

Rossi: what-

Gideon: guys I think you need you brains reevaluated desperately - Gideon

Elle: I agreee especially Derek I still don't forgive him for when he took his to his friends resort and I woke up getting arrested

Derek: that wasn't my fault girly 😔😔

Hotch: definitely was I had to go help her out and what was Derek doing I wonderrr

Derek: call me a whore ig 😋😋

Hotch: you are a whore

Derek: how am I a whore 🤪🤪

Emily: throwback to when a prostitute fell for hotch

Derek: nah bc why am i in a club and the men kinda fine 🥵🥵 / no homo tho

Penelope: what about me chocolate thunder

Emily: it's deffo homo

Derek: your always number 1 babygirl but I'm not gay (I think)

Emily: lmao the I think Derek don't think I haven't seen u stealing glances of Reid

Derek : I'M NOT GAY!

Emily: sure and Hotch didn't leave me for his ex and married her years later (totally over it)

Derek : you sound over it that's for sure

Spencer : no she doesn't?

Hotch: she is over it she just likes to hold it over my head everytime something happens

Emily: u would be mad too 🤬

Derek: just have one night stands then?

Y/n: 1. Derek your a prostitute 2.emily I thought that emoji was a lion 3. I really wouldn't

Emily: have u been eating my brownies again also ur saying if u came home expecting to see your bf just doing his work and u saw his ex leaving your house all red in the face and then he marries her you wouldn't be mad

Hotch: I don't remember it happening like that

Y/n: yh I ate the brownies again but in my defense you left your desk unattended and you never told me why they make me feel funny and when you put it like that I might be a little bit mad but not for long cause both bitches would be dead 

Hotch: we had already broke up when you saw me with Hailey

Emily: SHE WAS IN MY HOUSE!!!

Elle: not the girlies fighting

Y/n: I have suicidal tendencies 😋😋

Derek: Emily what did you give y/n bro 🤜😭

Emily: I plead the fifth

Elle: hotch is a whore

Hotch: how am I a whore

Elle: you brought Hailey to Em's house after breaking up with her do u not see the problem in that

Jj : Emily I wanna be your wifeyy for lifeyyy 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️✨🥵🥵

Emily: same I love u so much ur literally the most perfect beautiful girl in the world

𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚏 𝚕𝚞𝚟𝚛

Jj : thats a bit gay Emily 😨😨

Emily: fine I take it back

Jj : no i love you I'm sorry girl 🛐🛐🛐

Rossi: why is there a dildo on the ceiling