The Bored God

1) I am a Bored God

I was just waiting for my reincarnation to happen, when this guy pulled my soul out of cycle of birth and re-birth!

" I am the Creator ", he dropped the bomb, not that big of it anyway. 

I had a few guess, and a creation god was in that list, I mean I am a seasoned Otaku, reincarnator and not an idiot to boot!!

" So, Let me ask you! Why do you need me to become a God?", I asked while pointing my finger at his direction.

" Ah, you see- I need a vacation", he replied in a most carefree tone I had ever heard.

" Nani!!", I shouted, unable to control my inner otaku.

" First let me explain you what Gods are- and yes the Gods you met before were very different", he said, knowing my doubts.

" I won't say they weren't false gods, they were just Gods, we are True Gods, or even above that", he said in a excited tone.

" Gods are Concept themselves, which take a manifestation and have thoughts. Any other Gods other than are lower beings, capable of harnessing abysmally small portion of these concepts", he said, getting me hooked.

" We are concepts themselves, thus all Gods are Nigh-Omnipresence, Nigh-Omnipotent and Nigh-Omniscience", he explained to me further.

" You see, I am the Creation, and creator at the same time. I am the concept itself, and I have created other concepts as well. Now here comes my problem! I still have an Authority of concept that no one else holds, and I have to do the job that comes with it every time after the end of existence, and since I am creator to make the timing of job less, I end up creating a new reality every time giving no time to rest to others Gods, and let's just say they don't like it", he said with a sigh.

" Which concept it is?", I asked with unhidden curiosity.

" Void- A state of existence that is meant to come after the Destruction of everything. It is basically a time for other Gods to relax till I create a new reality pops up, and since it's my job, to shorten it up I create a new reality after a very short time leaving others dissatisfied", he said.

" I have a question, why don't you give it a conscience as well, as you did with others?", I asked, realizing the suspiciousness of his words.

" It will create a paradox! Not that I can't solve it! But won't be it interesting if I make a mortal a God? Or So I thought, and decided to grant it to most suitable and let's just say you pass all the criteria!", he said while taking a human form and gave me a thumbs up.

" Eh", I looked at him.

" And yes, you can't deny my offer. Since I am not willing to wait till the next creation", he said with seriousness etched on his face.

" You are the Creator, and if your words held truth. You are creator of entire existence! I get it now- Why world is such a messed up place", I said.

" Hmm, not going to lie. If it was anyone else I would have erased him or her for speaking to me like this, but considering it's you, soon to be my child, I forgive you", he said exaggeratedly!

" Oh! Thank you then!", I said sarcastically and then thought about his offer, not that my opinion mattered anyway.

" Fine, make me the God. I am done with trying to climb up in the power ladder after every reincarnation!", I said really tired of it. I mean it is fun for a while but then it gets inconvenient.

" Though I have a question, I would surely not encounter any messed up existence right? Like some slime that could gobble up entire concepts, or a being capable of killing you", I said, setting a flag knowingly.

" Let me tell you, we gods are the most messed up, overpowered, existences", he said.

" Fine, make me one", I said, excitement feeling up my veins, after all the idea of becoming a God, a really powerful one up to boot was appealing as heck!

" Done", he said with a smile, and the next moment I had became a God.

I was Nigh-Omniscient so I understood the situation in a speed surpassing the constraints of time, my duties, and all other-stuff.

After that he went on a vacation, having the least work after Destroyer.

I came to God-Realm and was welcomed by all the other Gods kind-heartedly, though they went back to their work after the party, and well God of Time had paused the entire existence so we could have party as well.

With no work to do, I decided to use my Nigh-Omniscience for fun, watch anime, serials, shows, and let's just say do a lot of stuff.

It worked for a few millenia, but in the end I started getting bored and Nigh-Omniscience wasn't helping either.

I quickly realized it was because of the fact that unlike other gods, I had no duty to upheld, or no task to be done.

My job comes after the 'End', and even then it isn't a proper job.

Thus while others were busy in their work, I tried my best to pass time before realizing I need to descend to lower worlds, to have fun!

"Damnit!!", I said, knowing well that what it meant for a being of my caliber to descend.

" I am a Bored God! Is there anything funnier than this shit? ", I said and grunted, rolling on the ground.

" That's it! I am descending!", I decided, though I need to inform others and the creator.

" I hope it works", I thought.

To be continued...