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❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐲?

𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
~ Mexico
- You burned his enchiladas.

𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬
~ Pakistan
- You said India cooks better.

𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢
~ Germany
- You were playing Barbie Girl in the loudest volume so he couldn't work.

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫
~ Italy
- You put ice-cream on pizza.

𝐋𝐞𝐨
~ Hungary
- You made fun of him cuz his name sounds like ' hungry '.

𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨
~ EU
- You died her hair pink.

𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚
~ USA
- You said hamburgers were disgusting.

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨
~ Australia
- You hurt his crocodile.

𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬
~ North Korea
- You existed.

𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧
~ China
- You broke his tea set.

𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬
~ Reich
- Do I have to explain?

𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬
~ Japan
- Long Live The Pans.

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