Dare 18

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We have a dare from NgcHanDuong018 and yet again it's for Poland and Germany. It says: "I dare Poland to turn into a child, then Germany has to take care of his for 24 hours."

Me: so lemme work mah magic

Kuya: oh, brother...

Me: *BiBiTy BobiTY BoO*

Pol: *le child*

Ger: *just comes in* Hey guys, have you seen my—

*stares at polish child*

Ger: Is this Poland?

Pol: Tak? (Yes?)

Me: So ur gonna take him home

Kuya: and take care of him for a day

Ger: o...kay...? So let's go, Liebste—I mean Poland. *Takes child home*







Pol: OooOoOoooOOoooO

Ger: So what time is it? *looks at watch: quarter past 7* ah yes, dinner time

Pol: Więc co mam zrobić jeszcze raz? (So what do I do again?)

Ger: Pardon?

Pol: Co ja robię? (What do I do?)

Ger: Can you...speak in English?

Pol: Co? (What?)

Ger's thoughts: did he not speak in English when he was a child!?

Ger: I said: can. You. Speak. In. English. Please?

Pol: Język angielski!? Nie wiem (English!? Idk)

Ger: Oh shi—

*opens google translate*

*presses the sound button* (it's time for dinner)

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*presses the sound button* (it's time for dinner)

Pol: Ah w porządku (Oh alright)

Ger: *Goes to the kitchen to cook Käsespätzle*

Ger: *Goes to the kitchen to cook Käsespätzle*

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