Super Mario "Bros"

Pilot

Luigi's POV: 

School has always been lonely for me, ion have no friends, except shy guy but lowkey he's creepy asf. The other day bro was tryna get a peak of me in the boys locker room.. erm.. what the flip. Mario always seems to have the easiest time making friends cause' he's da goat fr fr.. nah but I actually hate that mf

It was a Tuesday afternoon. I was simply sitting in MY assigned seat till that red ass mf walked in all smug. He then came right up in all ma business and said..

Mario: "Yo dawg, u in ma seat lil bro, imma need to escort u out of da classroom before tinz escalate."

I was beyond confused and furious as I starred him dead in the eyes. I could see a small part of me in him and it was DISGUSTING. Mans looking ugly asf. Get sum stuff to close those pores homeboy??

Princess Peach's POV:

 I was getting my textbook for my next class.. I know what you all are thinking.. How could somebody as perfect as me be in such a dump of the school.. well, I may be a princess but I need to keep my GPA perfect like me :) (She's broke asf). When I grabbed my itty bitty textbook (so very large compared to me) out of my baby pink locker, It was so heavy and I dramatically dropped it on the ground. 

I look around in desperation hoping a strong hunk of man will come help me. Suddenly I see the hottest bae in school, Mario, walking down the hall. Even though he is literally the height of everyone's waist, height never mattered to me.. he fr fr hot. 

Peach: "Mario!!! Marioo!" I yell in excitement

Mario has been flirting with me since the second week of school, I know he has a thing for me and he's the hottest student here but lowkey.. bowser kinda hotter. Sometimes I wish Mario wouldn't 'save' me and let me and bowser get some action ;)

Mario: "Ayo this book light asf? Bruh did you not notice you dropped this mf or wut?"

Ahhh but I gotta admit, the way Mario talks is fr so HAWTTTT OH MA GAWD..

Suddenly the bell rings and Mario throws the book back into my arms. I couldn't let everyone know I was pretending the book was heavy so someone would help me so I dramatically fall and hit my big fat head on the school ground. I look up hoping for Mario to apologize and ask me on a date or sum bc wtf? but no. Bro was running to his classroom??

I was beyond raging with this little stunt from that stupid ass fucking hoe. How could a PRINCESS be treated like this?? I aggressively stomp towards his classroom and HE PROBABLY ISN'T EVEN PASSING because that hoe dumb asf and only knows how to jump on turtles. I burst through the door, everyone thought I looked hot but cute at the same time, at least that's what I think they thought. UNTIL, I noticed NO ONE was watching my PERFECT entrance?? 

I look up to see what the fuck took the attention away from me and I was surprised (not really) to see Mario and Luigi death glaring each other like they were about to probably fight over me or something.