Camping-Cake

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Calum's-POV

Me and the rest of the boys are going camping this weekend. I would be excited but I have to share a tent with Luke. Most people would like to share a tent with their crush but mine is a living sex god. I wouldn't mind if we had bigger tents or if we weren't both 6 foot whatever inches tall.

"Why the hell did we get such small tents?" I ask.

"They look big in the pictures." Michael says.

"Did you even read the packaging?" I ask.

"No" Michael says.

"It says right here that their 6 feet by 5 feet for 2 people." I read off of the packaging.

"Yeah and there are 2 people sleeping in them." Michael says back.

"Yeah well it also says that their for little kids." I say.

"Well shit." Michael says.

Luke and Ashton are giggling at our conversation.

"Will you two shut up." Michael says.

"Well someone's on their period." Luke says.

Me and Ashton laugh.

"Shut up I'm a guy I can't get my period." Michael says.

"Are you sure that you can't get your period Michael?" I ask still laughing.

"Yes I'm fucking sure" Michael snaps.

"Michael no swearing. Calum don't get him in a bad mood I have to share a tent with him later." Ashton says.

"Calum try to make him mad!" Luke shouts.

"NO" Ashton yells at him.

"I will fucking hurt you if you put him in a bad mood." Ashton says.

"NO SWEARING!" I shout at him.

We all burst out laughing.

"Are we almost there yet?" Luke asks.

"Yes Luke be patient." Ashton tells him.

"How much longer until we get there?" Luke asks.

"A few minutes Luke." Ashton says.

"What are we gonna do while we're camping?" I ask.

"We're gonna roast marshmallows and probably swim." Luke says.

"Is that all that we're gonna do?" Michael asks.

"No there will be other stuff to do and if there isn't then we'll figure out something to do." Ashton says.

"Ok" Michael says.

"We're here" Ashton says pulling up to a camp site.

"Cool" I say.

We pull all the tents and the coolers out of the car. We set up the tents and set up a campfire since it's almost night time.

"What do you guys want for dinner?" Ashton asks us.

"What are our options?" I ask.

"Uhh hotdogs or hotdogs." Ashton says.

"Is that all that we have to eat?" Luke asks.

"No we have some chips too." Ashton says.

"Oh my god why the hell did I agree to come camping with you guys." Michael says.

"I don't know." Luke says.

We cook hotdogs and roast marshmallows and sit around the fire for awhile until Ashton tells us to go to sleep.

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