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Alastor: HOW DO YOU DO WHAT THE COOL KIDS CALL "BLOCKING" ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE? SINCERELY ALASTOR
Husk: i don't think we should give you that power
Alastor: PLEASE. VOX WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Charlie: Why don't we add him so we can tell him to stop bothering you? :D
Alastor: NO. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vaggie: charlie no
Charlie added Vox to the group chat!
Vox: What the fuck is this
Charlie: I request that you stop bothering Alastor! It's not very nice and it's causing him some stress :D
Vox: Me bothering HIM??? NUH UH HE STARTED IT
Alastor: I DID NOT START IT. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: Why is he typing in caps
Vox: Why is he signing off
Vox: What is going on.
Angel Dust: i think you should leave now
Vox: ANGEL DUST?? Oh fuck yeah hold on
Vox added two contacts to the group chat!
Velvette: vox if this is another scam group chat i'm not interested
Valentino: Holy shit is that Angel Dust???
Angel Dust: fuck
Husk: charlie why did you allow this to happen
Charlie: I didn't know he could do that D:
Vaggie: quick remove them
Charlie: That's so mean :((
Valentino: Reminder that we're still here
Husk: shut your diddly ass up slut
Sir Pentious: REAL
Valentino: Do you want to fight?
Husk: square up moth face
Valentino: Wow. Kitten got claws
Angel Dust: charlie mute valentino
Valentino: MUTE ME?? I'LL MUTE YOU WITH THIS DICK
Charlie muted Valentino for 24 hours
Niffty: DESERVED
Vox: Has Alastor died? I haven't heard from him
Alastor: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: I am NOT obsessed with you. Just praying that you died in a terrible accident
Velvette: you are kind of obsessed with him
Vox: CHARLIE MUTE VEL
Charlie: She's spitting facts so I won't :D
Vaggie: as long as we don't add any other people to this group chat, it will slowly fizzle out until we don't use it anymore
Charlie added two contacts to the group chat!
Charlie: What was that Vaggie?? :)
Lucifer: OMG OMG IM IN A GROUP CHAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS IM ACCEPTED
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Lucifer: guys??
Vox: Lmao what a loser
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Fanfiction❝Alastor: I AM NOT A CIRCUS. SINCERELY ALASTOR Vox: You won't let me touch your urine :((❞ • where charlie makes a group chat and it quickly spirals out of her control ALSO AVAILABLE ON AO3
