Charlie Morningstar added 6 contacts to the group chat!
Charlie renamed the group chat to Hazbin Hotel Gc :D
Charlie: Hey guys!! Just wanted to be able to contact everyone in the hotel if needed :D
Angel Dust: this won't do.
Charlie: ??? :D
Angel Dust renamed the group chat to angel's poorly directed porno
Angel Dust: that's better :3
Vaggie: how is this even remotely a porno
Angel Dust: that's why it's poorly directed
Niffty: FRIENDS >:)))
Sir Pentious: Hello everyone I am messaging you all from my mobile device!! :S
Husk: this is a bad idea
Charlie: Nonsense! Now. Anyone heard from Alastor??
Husk: he's hissing at his phone
Angel Dust: fucks sake who let him have a phone
Charlie: We need to stay in contact with EVERYONE!! Alastor included!!
Husk: every notification he receives his ears pin to his head and he throws it
Husk: it's quite funny
Vaggie: can't you get him to at least try to text?
Husk: i don't want to
Vaggie: do it.
Husk: i'm not a pussy
Angel Dust: yeah you are
Husk: fuck you
Angel Dust: i'm TRYING
Alastor: HELLO EVERYONE, I AM USING THE PHONE. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Angel Dust: oh this is funny
Charlie: Alastor! :D
Alastor: HELLO. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Husk: you do realise you don't need to type in caps and in letter format
Alastor: I AM AWARE. I SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS OFF. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Niffty: PRESS THE ARROW
Alastor: HOw MaNy tiMeS dO I PreSs thE aRroW bUttOn? siNcErElY ALAsTor
Vaggie: press it once dumbass
Alastor: Ah it seems I have figured it out. Sincerely Alastor
Sir Pentious: Well done sir!!
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The Famalam
Charlie: I finally made a group chat with my friends!! :D
Lucifer: well done my daughter
Charlie: You don't have to call me daughter :(
Lucifer: you're right i'm sorry
Charlie: Is mother online?
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Lucifer: yes she's online :D
Charlie: Mum should I wear the red dress or the black dress for my date with Vaggie? :))
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Lucifer: don't leave her on read again lilith :(
Charlie: :(((
Lucifer: don't worry charlie! i'll get her to respond
Lucifer: respond if you love me :D
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Lucifer: respond if my dick is big
Charlie: Sorry what?
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Lucifer: ouch okay
Lucifer: respond if your ass is phat
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Charlie: I think that's enough Dad :/
Lucifer: nuh uh
Lucifer: respond if you want to see me double cheeked up on an elephant furiously dancing to gangnam style
Lilith: You should wear the red dress.
Charlie: Okay Mum!! :D
Lucifer: When are you coming back to hell my love?
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AFTER THE BATTLE MASTERLESS CATTLE
Velvette: who named this fucking group chat
Valentino: Do you not like it :((
Vox: I very clearly remember you singing this then sticking your tongue down my throat
Velvette: gross.
Valentino: It's not gross if he liked it
Velvette: is that your life motto
Valentino: Fuck you
Velvette: nuh uh
Vox: UGH ALASTOR WONT RESPOND TO MY MESSAGES
Velvette: here we go again
Vox: THE FUCKER THINKS HE CAN ESCAPE ME??? IM GOING TO MAKE HIM REGRET EVERY DECLINING MY OFFER
Vox: WITH HIS STUPID FLUFFY EARS AND TINY WAIST WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO REJECT ME?????
Vox: AND ANOTHER THING
Velvette muted Vox for 24 hours
Valentino: I bet Alastor could suck good dick though
Velvette muted Valentino for 24 hours
Velvette: finally some good fucking peace
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adam and the hoes
Adam: WHATS UP BITCHES WHO WANTS TO ENGAGE IN MASS MURDER
Lute: "engage" B-3
Adam: is that a dick
Lute: obviously fucking not
Adam: what's it supposed to be then
Lute: it's a man with glasses and a nose and a shit eating grin
Adam: all i see is a tip and balls
Emily: :o
Sera: Let's remind everyone that this is a group chat.
Adam: gah you're so boring
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angel's poorly directed porno
Angel Dust: who ate the last pickle sandwich
Husk: who the fuck eats a pickle sandwich
Angel Dust: me bitch
Vaggie: that was me i'm sorry
Angel Dust: ok
Vaggie: angel stop glaring at me i'll make you a new one
Angel Dust: :3
Alastor: I PREFER THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Niffty: WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS AGAIN
Alastor: I BROKE THE BUTTON AND NOW I'M STUCK IN CAPITAL LETTERS AGAIN. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vaggie: why are you both shouting
Niffty: I LOVE CAPS BECAUSE IT SHOWS HOW HAPPY I AM
Alastor: I AM NOT SHOUTING? I AM SILENT EXCEPT FOR THE NOTIFICATION OF MY PHONE. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Angel Dust: oh my hell
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Fanfiction❝Alastor: I AM NOT A CIRCUS. SINCERELY ALASTOR Vox: You won't let me touch your urine :((❞ • where charlie makes a group chat and it quickly spirals out of her control ALSO AVAILABLE ON AO3
