toaster trauma.

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Wolfurry: YO IM FUCKING TERRIFIED

egg yolk: it's 3am

Wolfurry: MY POINT EXACTLY. OKAY SO LIKE I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP AND I TURN TO WEDNESDAYS SIDE OF THE ROOM AND I SEE A BRIGHT PINK TOASTER🥲

division: what's your fucking beef with toasters bro

Tylerboobae: fr

Wolfurry: it was a dream DW

Emogworlll: she woke up screaming and shouting toaster monster at me.

Kentinatent: yo I wanna share a dorm with y'all

Division: real

Emogworlll: 😎swag.

Wolfurry: Wednesday you need to stop that

Emogworlll: I can hear you all outside the door.

Division: aw shit

Wolfurry: come in guys!!

Emogworlll: Enid I swear to god I will throw a toaster at you. It'll be a green one as well.

Wolfurry: NO I HATE GREEN. ANYTHING BUT THE TOASTER IM SORRY 🥲🥲

wolfurry: swagger 😛

Sillystringsiren: y'all just open the door already

Wolfurry: hold up Wednesdays putting her shirt on

Division: IM SORRY WHAT?

egg yolk: why did she have it off..?

Emogworlll: no reason.

Kentinatent: sure..

Emogworlll: swag😛😎🥲🐈

Emogworlll: YALL WEDNESDAY SAID SHE LOVED ME

emogworlll: WAIT SHES GOT THE TOASTER

emogworlll: THING TELL HER I'LL GIVE HER PHONE BACK!!

Emogworlll: sorry about that, Enid took my phone.

Egg yolk: LET US IN

sillystringsiren: please don't. I can hear y'all horny ass mutherfuckers out here

Wolfurry: that's defo not us🐈

Egg yolk: mhm..

Emogworlll: Enid where did you put the keys.

Wolfurry: you had them in your pocket😧🤷‍♀️

Emogworlll: so you do have them, you're wearing my shirt🤷‍♀️😧.

Wolfurry: oh right

Wolfurry: anyway we're not at the dorm

Eggyolk: i just watched you 2 leave

Wolfurry: Yuh

Wolfurry: WTF WEDNESDAY

Wolfurry: THAT BITCH JUST PUSHED ME OF THE ROOF

Eggyolk: HAHA

Emogworlll: Imagine we're on a roof and I turn to you,

Eggyolk: then what?

Emogworlll: I push you off and you break your neck and can't eat solid foods for the next six years!🥰

Emogworlll: dream date 😔.

Wolfurry: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ROSE TOY😔😧😥😟?!!!!??!?!!?!?

emogworlll: it's inside you, Enid.

Wolfurry: OH YEAHHH

wolfurry: MY BAD GUYS😘😃

eggyolk: Enid guess what

Wolfurry: hm?

Eggyolk: your mom.

Wolfurry: you don't have one 😜😜✌️

Division: UH-

emogworlll: ENID!

wolfurry: sorry Yoko.

Wolfurry: WEDNESDAY I SAID SORRY GET THE FUCKING TOASTER AWAY

sillystringsiren: where are y'all getting these toasters from bro😭😭

Emogworlll: that's one secret I'll never tell.

Division: DAN?!

wolfurry: wait Dan was gg

Sillystringsiren: yup!!!!!!😜✌️😃😘😧😍😄😉

Emogworlll: ew why you winking at me you fat weirdo.

Wolfurry: WHOEVER THE FUCK IS PLAYING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP ON A SPEAKER AT FULL VOLUME BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP. I KNOW ITS YOU YOKO. I SWTG I WILL FIND YOU.

Emogworlll: my girlfriend everyone 😍😍😍😍.

meow: YO?!

division: miss Addams omg😧😧😧

Wolfurry: I currently have just walked past a toaster store😃

Emogworlll: update: Enid is currently on the ground crying!!!:)

Eggyolk: WEDNESDAY WHAT ARE YOU ON TONIGHT AND CAN I HAVE SUM

Division: does anyone remember when Wednesday has cramps so she couldn't chase Enid with a toaster!!?

Eggyolk: yes, it was four hours ago..

Emogworlll: still have cramps thank you for asking!:)

Wolfurry: Wednesday type the thing I taught you

Emogworlll: k.

Emogworlll: pooseh🎀

Meow: oh

Kentinatent: 😃😃

Eggyolk: cutie

Division: does anyone else wanna know what that noise is?

Eggyolk: is it not wednesday and Enid going at it????

Wolfurry: nah it's wednesday having a temper tantrum BC she's tired and she gets moody when she's tired😔😍

Eggyolk: why's she having a temper tantrum though

Wolfurry: oh I told her to stop saying swag 😎

Emogworlll: I hate you Enid.

Wolfurry: sorry pookie pie😔😔😔😔



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