(pretend it's february 2nd and it hasn't been literally a month since i uploaded)
F1 BITCHES
lando: LEWIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
lewis: woah what the hell did i do
britney: what haven't you done
carlos: carino im fine don't be mean to lewis
lando: NO HE TOOK YOUR SEAT
lando: HE DESERVES TO BURN IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL
seb: lando!
george: i can't believe you're leaving me for fucking ferrari
george: what happened to britcedes?
britney: it died just like brocedes
lando: any input charles?
charles: dude i literally had no say in this, i didn't even know this was happening.
carlos: lando carino it's fine, it was probably time anyway
lando: what?
lando: you're just gonna give up like that?
carlos: carino...
lando: i told them to fucking take care of you and they go and do this shit
lando: i can't do this right now
*lando has disconnected*
carlos: lemme go talk to him
*carlos has disconnected*
lewis: i didn't think they would get rid of carlos
max: wait if he wasn't leaving, who did you think would leave
lewis: well...
max: you fucking bitch
max: how DARE you insinuate that charles would lose his seat
lewis: well it's just carlos won last year
lewis: and charles didn't
daniel: that's it i'm chopping off your dick
daniel: sorry nico
britney: 🤷
seb: THATS ENOUGH
seb: THERE WILL BE NO CHOPPING OFF OF DICKS
kimi: babe you're so hot
seb: i know sweetie
seb: IN NO WAY WILL YOU BLAME LEWIS FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED
seb: LEAVING A TEAM IS APART OF LIFE GET OVER YOURSELVES
max: but
seb: NO BUTS
seb: NOW SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND FRED VASSUER
charles: why...?
seb: JUST A QUICK CHAT
charles: he's at the factory
seb: THANK YOU
*seb has disconnected*
charles: weird...
kimi: i can't believe im gonna say this but
kimi: everyone log off and either sleep or do something productive
YOU ARE READING
F1 GROUPCHAT
FanfictionThere needs to be more of these (also if you're reading this, i really appreciate comments! an interactive audience means i've done something right!) -maggie
