F1 BITCHES
lando: HOW DOES A RAG TAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER, SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER?
george: HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE? LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BETSY ROSSES FLAG HIGHER?
alex: YO TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AN IMMIGRANT, YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHOS UNAFRAID TO STEP IN
lando: HES CONSTANTLY CONFUSING CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN
george: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN
alex: LAFAYETTE!
charles: IM TAKING THE HORSE BY THE REINS, MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
alex: LAFAYETTE
charles: AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE EM DROP AND BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THE REMAINS
alex: LAFAYETTE!
seb: why children what is this
kimi: i think it's some american musical about alexander hamilton
lewis: hamilton?
logan: american?
logan : RAHHHHHHHH AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫
seb: logan
logan: sorry
logan: i get really excited when someone mentions the motherland
oscar: it's okay logan
logan: 🫶
seb: why were you guys singing hamilton anyway?
george: idk
pierre: that's so real
esteban: who asked you
pierre: ISTG ESTEBAN
yuki: YEAH ESTEBAN
carlos: lando wanted me to tell you guys to stop being mean to esteban
pierre: why can't he do it
carlos: he dropped his phone down into the bed and doesn't feel like getting it
carlos: hi guys! lando here, i'm making carlos go and get my phone for me
yuki: why do you never get my phone pierre
pierre: because you never drop it
pierre: and because you'd be small enough to get it
yuki:
pierre: ☺️
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FanfictionThere needs to be more of these (also if you're reading this, i really appreciate comments! an interactive audience means i've done something right!) -maggie
