The legend of vox machina:son of thunder

The terror of tal'dorei: part 1

Y/n: Tempting...but I'll pass!!!

Y/n then grabs the asshole and holds him over his head, he then throws him across the room, the orc lands on his neck with a sickening crunch

Y/n: ....oops

Y/n decides it might be best if he sits the rest of the fight out, as he goes to sit down pike lands beside him, worried for his friend/crush y/n kneels down to check on her

Y/n: (worried) Pike?! are you alright?! are you hurt?!

Pike: (blushes slightly) no-no I'm fine

Y/n: (relieved) Oh thank ymir

Y/n then sits down beside her as they watch the chaos unfold

Pike: Why does this happen everytime we go out drinking?

Y/n: Your guess is as good as mine

Suddenly the wall on the otherside of the room had been smashed apart by Trinket, vex's bear

Vex: Good boy Trinket! Over here!

Vex grabs the female orc's arm and throws her onto the floor, she tries to get up only to be dragged outside by Trinket. With percy, he gets thrown but soon gets back up, he tries to fire his gun but it malfunctions

Percy: Oh bollocks!

Percy then gets grabbed by a waitress, vex gets thrown into a wall and slowly gets back up in pain

Vax: Where the hell is Scanlan?!

We then cut to a room where we see Scanlan on top of a bed naked where he is about to perform his...."nightly activities "

Scanlan: 🎶La-da-da, La-da-da. My lady's rose I will pluck, my love, it's time for us to fu-🎶

Suddenly the door for the room breaks open as percy comes flying onto the bed, causing the two to scream and the woman to cover herself

Scanlan: Goodness sake! Percy, the hell man?! If you wanted to join in you gotta ask first

Percy: Ugh, Scanlan I should've known (covers his poor eyes) could you put on some pants and help us?!

We cut back to the main room where we see the owner of the tavern returning with a keg of ale, but he drops the keg after witnessing the chaos and carnage

Owner: (sigh) you gotta be shitting me

He then transforms into a minotaur and shouts at the top of his lungs

Owner: STOP!!!

Everyone then stops fighting and looks at him

Owner: (turns back to human) First you people drink me dry, then you destroy my tavern! an-and what's that gnome doing with my daughter?!

He points to the side of the room and everyone see's the most unholy sight in all the realms

Scanlan: It's probably best if you don't know

Owner: Who's going to pay for all this!?

Vex: (walks up to him) Goodness, such a mess. Absolutely dreadful. But I can assure you darling, vox machina will find those responsi-

Owner: Da-da-da! Don't even try it, money, now...

Vex: Well you see-

The ceiling then falls next to them, the owner slowly transforms back into a minotaur