Agent From The Boot(RVB X Male OC)

(Season 1) Chapter 2: Head Noob In Charge/The Package Is In The Open

The same day. With the Blues.

Church: "Yeah, I'll let you in on a little secret. I've uh...I've actually got a girl back home."

Tucker: "Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?"

Church: "No, man, she's just my girlfriend, you know? We were gonna get married, but...I got shipped out, and...ah, you know how it works."

Tucker: "Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back?"

Caboose: "I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'."

Church: "Hey Rookie!"

He then walked up to Caboose.

Church: "Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"

Tucker: "No. I think he called her a slut."

Church: "I'll tell you what, noob. I could listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long. But as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do."

Caboose: "Great."

Church: "See, we've got this general."

Tucker: "Right, the...general guy."

Church: "Who likes to come by and make random inspections of the bases. So what I'm gonna have you do is, I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just in case he decides to come by."

Caboose: "When is he coming by?"

Tucker: "We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now."

Caboose: "You want me to stand at attention for a week?"

Church: "You know, you dont sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base! You're gonna be right there with the flag!"

Caboose: "What's so important about the flag?"

Church: "Aw, come on! Don't they teach you guys anything in training?"

Caboose: "They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?"

Church: "Because it's the the flag, man. You know it's th- it's the flag! It's...Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important."

Tucker: "Well, it's...It's complicated!" Uh, it's blue, we're blue..."

Church: "It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the general comes by, the first thing he's gonna want to do is inspect the flag."

Tucker: "Right."

Church: "So just go in there, you know, far away from us, and wait for him."

Caboose then began to walk off, but then turned back around.

Caboose: "Uh, how will I know when I see him?"

Tucker: "There's only three of us out here, rookie. He's going to be the guy that doesn't look like one of us."

Church: "Now get in there and don't come out! Man! That guy is dumber than you are!"

Tucker: "You mean he's dumber than YOU are."

Church: "Wow, Tucker. That was a great comeback."

Caboose then cam out of the base' back entrance.

Caboose: "Uh, Mr. Church? Sir?"

Church: "Oh, my God! WHAT?! Tucker, I swear, I'm gonna kill him!"

Caboose: "Sorry about calling your girl a slut."