Kluth: CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND!?

Y/N: Geez, who pissed in your cereal this morning. You do know that people will come for me, right.

[Looking up, you could only watch in shock as the imps, Stolas and...CTHULHU(but shrunken down obviously? Crashed into the ceiling.]

Blitzo: We've come for Y/N! Anyone who get's in our way will get fucked!

Moxxie: You mean fucked up?

Kluth: Well well, they came for you after all.

Y/N: Told you!

Kluth: Well, Cthulhu. You're not a face I'd expect to see here... It's also a face i hate seeing. 

Cthulhu: I'm not very fond of you either, Kluth.

[The 2 deity's immediately got into a fight, their powers clashing with one another. Blitz ran over and freed you from your chains. Massaging your wrist, you looked up with a smile]

Y/N: How the hell did y'all manage to get Cthulhu to help?

Blitz: Well, first we used Stolas's magic, then we told him that you got kidnapped, blah blah blah he helped us.

Y/N: That, barely told me anything but alright. Hopefully earth isn't in shambles from that. Still, I'm proud of you. Not even im smart enough to do something like that.

Moxxie: YOU'RE NOT SMART AT ALL!

Y/N: FUCK YOU FAT ASS!

[Looking over, you see Cthulhu practically getting tag teamed by Hastur and Kluth, so what do you do? Run over and drop kick Kluth through a wall. It was time for you to get payback on the fucker. There were also a bunch of shoggoth in the vicinity, which, wasn't a problem for you, but you had bigger problems with Kluth.]

Y/N: Hey, you handle Goldilocks, I'll handle this fucker. Alright?

[you didn't even let him respond before you jumped after Kluth, leaving Cthulhu and Hastur to fight, while the rest fought off the shoggoth]

Kluth: How many times have we fought like this?

Y/N: Hard to say, it's the only memory i have of us since we were kids. Though i remember you losing most of the fights.

[Angered, Kluth rushed at you, throwing a right hook at your face. You dodged the attack, countering with a kick to the abdomen. Your body felt free, much lighter then it usually did. It was like you had the power you truly deserved in that moment. The longer you fought Kluth, the more disfigured he started to look. His body looked like it was slowly melting, or, forming into something else. It didn't matter to you, you were busy enjoying your new found power]

Y/N: Sorry Kluth, but it looks like im gonna win another one of our fights that happen every decade.

Kluth: Is, that what you think...Y/N? Tell me, doesn't this place look...familiar..

Y/N: Honestly, no. Though i don't care either.

Kluth: GOD, I FUCKING HATE YOU Y/N!

[Kluths form started to change, becoming more eldritch like he's supposed to be. It was an amalgamation of rings, spirals, and light. Now the place was familiar, you've seen it before. It was a place that the writer put in the story just so Kluth could transform and for plot! Damn that writer! Kluth was a much bigger threat now, you couldn't release your true form since the others were here, so you had to fight him in your current form, which was easier said then done. Launching a barrage of tentacles at you, you managed to avoid most of them, but were overpowered by the sheer amount there was]

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