NEW GIRL | ONE DIRECTION

𝐓𝐖𝐎

KRYPTONITE

SCENE ONE:
THE LOFT

(Harry is trotting by Niall's room carrying lot's of science stuff.)

NIALL: "Harry!"

HARRY: (Stops in Niall's doorway) "Yeah?"

NIALL: (Pacing back and forth) "Can I ask you something?"

HARRY: "You wan't my help? Sure."

NIALL: "You consider me a sexy man, correct?"

HARRY: "I don't know how to answer that question."

NIALL: "Okay look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight, and I'm probably going to bring her back here, for sеx."

HARRY: "I have to get to school cause it's astronomy day and I'm dressing up like Galileo, so I have to put on my beard."

NIALL: "I get that, but as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest? You know like, like where am I best on display? Here?" (Sits in armchair, legs crossed holding head) "Here?" (Sits on arm of armchair) "Or" (runs over to bed) "here?" (lies on bed on his side)

LOUIS: (Louis enters the room) "Hey, what is going on out here?"

HARRY: "Um, Niall wants to know where in his room he looks the sexiest."

LOUIS: "Well it's a big room. What are your choices?"

NIALL: "Ok, I'm glad you asked. Alright," (waves hand across bed) "here?" (runs over and sits in armchair) "Here?" (sits on arm of armchair again) "Or here? You know, maybe just reading a book or something."

LOUIS: "It's a lot of options. Could you do them again really fast?"

NIALL: "You wanna see them again?"

LOUIS: "Please."

NIALL: "Ok. Here? Here? Here?"

HARRY: (Smirking) "Wait, what was the first one again?"

LOUIS: (Also smirking) "Yeah."

NIALL: (Angrily) "OK. I get it. All laugh at Niall, great. Here? Here?..."

SCENE TWO:
THE LOFT

(Harry is spreading cream cheese on a bagel in the kitchen area.)

HARRY: "I'm so excited to meet him..."

LOUIS: (Walking towards her) "No, Harry he's sleeping. He flew in late last night, we took him straight to the bar, took a bunch of shots, got drunk, screamed I love America." (Sits down) "Now he's happily passed out." (Slurps coffee) "Let's let him sleep."

HARRY: "Guess I'm not the new kid anymore, I'm just one of the guys."

LOUIS: "You're still the new kid, Liam lived here before Zayn did."

HARRY: (Carries on preparing breakfast) "So Zayn said," (shot of Niall walking by, taking earphones out) "that they used to play basketball together at college, but then Liam went pro..."

NIALL: "In Latvia, okay? He went pro in Latvia, there's a big difference." (Louis turns around to look at him) "Well the team logo, is a fig. Just a.. just a one single fig."