I'm not Insufferable || Levi x reader

Tea

"Good bye bee, and Levi. It was so nice of you to visit" my mother said and handed Levi a heavy box "open it when you get back" she said and I got on my horse. I looked over and I snickered as I seen Levi struggling to get on his horse

"Haha, loser" he shot me a glare and got on "shut it brat" he said and I giggled at him "cmon...let's get back to the kids" I whipped my reins and me and my horse galloped forward, leaving him behind "OI! Get back here you brat!" He yelled and raced after us.

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"Guess who?!" I yelled and opened my arms wide, hitting Levi in the face in the process "Y/N I swear to the walls-" his little monologue was cut short by a loud scream "BEE AND SHORTY!!!!"

I was thrown to the ground engulfed in a hug "HANGE!" I yelled we started to talk gibberish "I'm fluent in Ooga booga language" I said proudly as I shoved her off me "uh well...me too!" She got up "and so is shorty here!" She said and poked Levi in the face "get off me four eyes" he gave her a glare

"Well" I started with a smile "shebsbwjsins shah !:&:$:!:! :&&:&/'wknn£|!|!\¥|*~!¥£]*€[!|'djdnndndjakkakdhe salons c s snskaksjbd man!" I crossed my arms with a proud smile "beat that!" She gasped dramatically and vigorously shook Levi's shoulders

"SHE SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE" she basically screamed in Levi's ear "i really don't give a fuck" he brushed her off him and picked up the box and left to his office. Hange stared me down "you'll regret saying that...WASP!" She pointed at me and I gasped

"Wasp?! My nickname is bee!" I yelled "that's so offensive! You...you TITAN FREAK!" I screamed at her and she gasped so loudly "I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!!!!!!"

"WELL I JUST DID!!! SUCK IT UP FOUR EYES!!!"

"YOUR NOT A WASP! YOUR A HORNET!"

"AHHHH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! AND IM NOT A HORNET"

"ARE TOO"

"AM NOT"

"ARE TOO"

"AM NOT"

"ARE TOO-"

"What's going on here?!" A voice boomed stopping us from our fight "Erwin is more of a friend then you are!" I sneered and she stuck her tongue out at me "¥{£\!\£\¥'dndjshshsknehdjsjshdh!" She pointed at me and I was shocked ":o"

"Ok just tell me where Levi is?" He sighed and we both shrugged, Erwin looked at was blankly "no help what so ever" he grunted and walked off, me and Hange went back to bickering.

{Levi's pov}

Levi walked into his office and closed the door with his foot as he walked to his desk and sat down, he stared at the box for a bit and carefully undid the delicate wrapping paper. He took of the lid and gasped slightly. "Tea" he mumbled and picked up a packet

"This is...expensive stuff" he went through it all "earl grey, green tea, black tea, camomile, oolong, white" he said softly and smiled a little. Then the door burst open and Levi jumped slightly, it was Y/N she slammed the door shut and locked it "holy moly, mick Mack, click clack, patty whack give a dog a bone" she rhymes and walks over to Levi "oh! Actually...ewww" she grimaced

"What?" He grunted and closed the lid and put it in his desk drawer "I HATE tea" she really emphasized on the 'hate'

"Ok well you can get out" he looked past her and at the door "ok..." she said sadly, she walked to the door and put her hand on the handle "do you really want me to leave?" She pouted "yes. Leave my sight" he said and she left

"Dumbass"

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"Ok as long as Levi doesn't realize that you are here...we're safe" I smiled at the kids who were sitting in a circle on my floor eating my stash of sweets "y'know...he will find us, that man like knows what your always up to bee" Ymir laughed and pulled Christa to her lap

"Shut up! Now he'll definitely know" Connie threw a cookie at her, it hit her in the face and she glared at the bald kid. Jean sighed and grabbed one and threw it at Eren, the cookie skimmed past his head and hit a stack of paper I was neglecting. The paper wobbled and fell over

"I'm gonna get fired...oh wait! They can't fire me hahaha they need me" I chuckled to myself and i started to pick up the paper "alright you kids" I said and I hit the paper on the closest head "ow"

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

I looked over at the door and I walked over. I opened it and it was some random ass cadet "yes?" I asked with a smile "captain Y/N! Commander Erwin has asked you for a meeting!" The kid salutes and ran off. I sighed and looked behind me "eh...hm Jean....actually no, Reiner you're in charge! Don't kill anyone haha" I joked and left the room.

I walked into the room and I sat next to Miche "-in a week we'll have a mission. I know it's sudden but it's crucial" he said seriously and i looked at him "who will go?" I asked and he shifted his gaze to me "you, Levi, Hange, Miche, me and the new Levi squad"

I nodded "cool beans" I muttered and Miche leaned over "you'll be fine, you lived this long haven't you?" He reassured me and I smiled "your right, thanks" he nodded and leaned back, I looked at the others and I completely zoned out "blah blah blah -be careful blah blah blah -rumbling blah blah blah -solitary confinement" I was only hearing snippets of the conversation

"Blah blah blah -N.../N....Y/N!" Erwin said and I snapped back into reality "wha...?" I looked around "oh yeah! You were saying something of Eren destroying 80% of humanity?" I questioned and he stared at me with a 'wtf' face

"What? No. Where did you get that idea from?" He said and I shrugged "dunno, it's nothing, just making shit up...y'know? How I usually say random shit?" I chuckled carelessly and he rolled his eyes slightly "anyways...Y/N will be on....the right side....an-blah blah blah..."

I zoned out again, I know I shouldn't do it but it's hard not to. My mind wandered 'i wonder what the kids are doing...man it'd be hilarious to push Levi down some stairs...I wonder why I said Eren would do that...he's just a innocent determined Titan boy' I chuckled to myself

"Y/N isn't listening, again" Levi scoffed and Erwin sighed "leave here...I'll tell her later" Levi nodded

SLAM

"Ack! I swear I'm not gonna kill you!" I yelled suddenly and my forehead slammed against the table and I stood up "Y/N...what's going on with you? You've been more...on edge lately" Hange observed, and she was slightly concerned "oh it's nothing...I just have a gut feeling something will happen..." I frowned and some captain in the back but i forgot their name spoke up "don't worry, nothing is going to happen, you all are the elites" they chuckled and I nodded

"Yeah...nothing bad will happen..."

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