I'm not Insufferable || Levi x reader

Horses are great

"I ran forward and I stepped up on a chair and I jumped out of the open window."

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I barrel rolled and I sprinted into the training ground, then I made a sharp U turn and I ran to the horses. I got to my brown horse named snurgle, I hopped up on him. No saddle no nothing, just a bare horse.

I made my horse run but we almost ran over Levi, the horse got startled and went on his back legs, I slipped off and I hit the ground on my back, the horse then kicked me and I blacked out.

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Waking up with a bandage over your head and ribs isn't the best feeling, I weakly looked around the room and I sighed when nobody was there "man...I just wanted to talk with the kids" I said and laid back down.

Then a few others came in, it was Erwin, Levi, Hange, and Miche "oh, hello" I said and Levi looked visibly annoyed with me. Hange started to do her check up on me, I sat there spacing in and out.

"You good there? You haven't complained once and I'm getting worried bee" she laughed nervously and I nodded "yeah, my head hurts that's all" Levi rolled his eyes at me but made no comment on it

"Well try to get better, the ball is only in a couple weeks" Erwin informed and left with Miche. Levi sat on the chair beside the bed "quit being quiet, it's annoying" he says and i nodded "sorry"

Hange gave Levi a look of worry and he frowned at me, I was blinking separately and swaying slightly. "Ok your all good, just a bruised side and a light concussion" she says and I laid back

"Also Levi" i turned to him and he hummed "this is your fault, I 100% blame it on you" i said with a grin and he glared at me "you bitc-" he was cut off by Hange "ok that's enough! It's time to shut up both of you! The sexual tension you're both giving is suffocating me" she says with a forced smile, looking like she's done with our shit.

"Sexual tension?! As if I would like a brat like her!" Levi protested and I got up "ugh, well who would like a man that's 5'2?!" I yelled and he scoffed "I'm actually 5'3" he corrected

"Well you're still short! Maybe they should change your title to 'humanity's SHORTEST soldier'!" I yelled and he glared at me "says the one that was kicked by a horse"

"Excuse you but Snurgle is innocent! You were the one who jumped in front of him!" I yelled and he rolled his eyes at me "you were the one who kicked me in the balls!" He countered and i huffed "I'll show you again" I tried to get up but my ribs ached

"Oh hot diggity doggers, that hurts" I clutched my ribs with a hiss, concern flashed through Levi's eyes, not before it disappeared "well Hange," I turned to the bored woman in the back "cmon, let's go see the kids" I tried to get up

I wobbled and I grabbed the next nearest thing, Levi's shoulder "oi, what are...you" his question died down as my legs wouldn't stop shaking "using you for support" I mumbled as I let go and I leaned on the wall

"You're being pathetic, come here" he gently pulled me closer to him "what are you doing?" I grumbled and he directed us towards outside "Im helping you, what does it look like?" He looked at me with a straight expression "yeah I know what you're doing, it's just! Ugh...WHY are you helping me" I struggled to say

"You were being pathetic" "wow that really makes me feel so much better" i sighed and he pushed to door open, once we both got outside, his hands left my shoulders and pushed my forehead "your leaving?" The question slipped out and he looked at me confused "yeah there's a thing called 'paperwork'" he said slowly and I blew air into his face

"Yeah M'bad, go. Your paperwork is obviously more important" I just had to keep talking, he smirked at this "you want me to stay don't you?" He leaned forward and I looked to the side "pfft as if, who would want to be with a loser like you?"

We were both bantering playfully but a loud groaning erupted from the back "oh my walls! GET A ROOM YOU TWO!" Ymir shouted but was slapped upside the head by Christa. My face was dusted a light red

"Are you blushing?" Levi whispered by my ear and I slapped my palm against his face "you, don't say anything! Or I'll kick you where the sun don't shine next" I threatened and he swatted my hand away, muttering how filthy I am.

"Fine, fine" he walked away and I ran a hand through my hair "I'm gonna kill you all" I glared at the kids.

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"Ugh whyyyy! Captain Levi always makes us clean...not you too" Sasha whines "why is Reiner and bertlholt  not cleaning?!" Connie yells and I grabbed Reiners shoulders and I shook him lightly

"Because these guys wasn't there when it happened, you guys were" I told them and Jean glared at Ymir "you bitch! This is your fault for opening your loudmouth!" He yelled at her

She flipped him off and Eren was being very bossy to everyone, I sat down with Reiner and bertlholt and gave them cookies "so how was your day?" I asked and Bert shrugged while Reiner stuffed his face with cookies

"Woah calm down, they're not going anywhere" I chuckled and ruffled bothe their heads "Sasha" I warned her and she put back the sack of potatoes "where did you even get that?!" Armin shrieked

Everyone stopped cleaning, and they were yelling over each other. I got a headache and I clutched my head "ok that's it!" I yelled and they all looked at me "it's either you smarten up and take your cleaning seriously, or I send you to Levi" i growled and everyone straightened up and cleaned

After a while of silence I was feeling really bad "I'm sorry guys, it's been a long day. Getting kicked by a horse does something to you" I said and Christa hugged me, then Sasha, then Connie, then everyone. It was one big group hug.

"It's ok, bee." Armin reassured and I smiled "awe i love you kids like my own" I said happily and Eren gasped "you have kids?!" Then everyone looked at me "hell no, I'm not gonna go through the pain of pushing a watermelon out of my-" I was cut off by a new person in the room

"What the fuck is going on here?"

"LEVI!"

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If Levi is out of character. I know that. If you don't like that, then deal with it. Anyways vote, comment. Thanks guys 💜