Sable and Cereza are helping Lucifer's daughter Charlie in her redemption hotel.
Unfortunately for them they have to deal with the grudges of various sinners, the mockery of royalty and a cult that worships their brother Hound? Okay...
Hilarity ensu...
[Charlie scrolls through her contacts. In her contacts, she has Egg Boiz 1,2, and 3, before her thumb lingers on top of her "Dad". However, she was hesitant to call her dad]
Husk: What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?
Charlie: No, we just have never been close. After he and my mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls, sometimes, but only if he's bored or like needs me to do something.
[Husk was aware that this is just an excuse that Charlie does have issues with her dad and turns to the others.]
Husk: Daddy issues.
Angel Dust: Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge.
[Niffty was holding a knife in her hands.]
Niffty: The ultimate bad boy. (laughs like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Angel takes her knife away without her knowing) I bet he's scary.
[Scene cuts to Lucifer's house, showing framed photos of his family in a dark spooky room. Lucifer can be heard making snarling noise as he was working on something. Vorvar'g is also there looking rather annoyed. As the sentence goes, his room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs.]
Lucifer: That's it. Almost there. Oh Vincent you are gonna love this one! Now presenting... the magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire! (Rubber duck shoots flamethrower from its mouth) Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you.
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[There's an awkward silence as Vorvar'g just stares at Lucifer unamused.]
Lucifer: Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks.
Voravr'g: You finally admit it then.
[Vorvarg crosses in a sheet of paper the word acceptance. It's revealed that in sheet there is written "Five stages of Lucifer" with most of it being Depression then followed by Bargaining then Acceptance Repeat. Lucifer throws the rubber duck at his family portrait and looks sad. Suddenly his ringtone plays. He picks up his phone, and was shocked who was calling him.]
Lucifer: Daughter? Daughter! Daughter calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, Charlie. He-ey, hey, hey Char-Char. No, no! That's not good. Quick Vincent what should I say?!
Vorvar'g: Well I-
Lucifer: Oh why the fuck I'm I asking you? You are a worse father than me, this is the first time she's called me. Yes, this has to be perfect. (picks up phone) Hey~ bitch!
[Vorvar'g facepalms,intercut conversation between Lucifer and Charlie during the phone call from the hotel to his house.]
