Tanner: That sounds more interesting than the show itself.
Gene: Look at all those police! This is a good time for me to be stuck in that tree again.
Linda: Kids! Get in here!
Inside . . .
Gene: Channel six news. They'll finger anything with a pulse.
Bob: I'm pretty sure their slogan is, their "finger's on the pulse," Gene.
Gene: No!
Bob: That can't be right.
Gene: It's right.
Linda: Ooh, SWAT team's here. Intense.
Tina: That guy's important. You can tell by the way he points.
Gene: He' s fingering right at us!
Bosco: Tell those guys to get behind the barricade, now! There's a hostage situation at the bank. We need this restaurant.
Minutes later . . .
Bob: (whispers): This is, um, interesting. The restaurant will get on TV.
Linda: (whispers): I know. I was just thinking the same thing.
Bob: (whispers): That's a lot of coffee's going out. Write it all down, all the coffees, we got to keep track.
Officer #1: (on radio): snipers are in position on the roof.
Linda: (whispers): Oh, God, that's embarrassing. Our gutters are a mess.
Louise: Hello. My name's Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk in case you need to outline a body.
Tina: Is my money safe in that bank?
Bosco: What are these kids doing here?!
Bob: U-Uh, they're our kids. They, uh, work-slash-live here.
Bosco: Well, keep them out of the way. You got me?
Officer #2: Do I have a hard line yet? Line's up.
???: (heavy breathing)
Bosco: Who's breathing on my line?!
Gene: All I know is I was just talking to Ken, and now I'm on hold at the bank. (Phone gets taken) Hey!
Bosco: Everyone shhhh! God, we're making the call. Shut up. (On Phone) This is Sergeant Bosco, and I'm in charge. Uh, who am I speaking with? . . All right, Mickey, how many people you got in there? . . . Eight. Okay, Mickey, this is what we're gonna do: You . . . Uh-huh. He wants pizza.
Bob: Oh, come on.
Bosco: They always want pizza. Isn't there an ltalian place across the street?
Officer #3: Jimmy Pesto's? Heard that place was pretty good.
Bosco: Get six pizzas over there quick.
Bob: No. That could've been huge for us.
Tanner: Crap.
Sometime later, Jimmy Pesto and Trev deliver their food, but not without wearing their shirts as an attempt to get customers.
Jimmy Pesto: I hope this standoff ends... pizza-fully. (laughs)
Trev: Pepper-ono-he-didn't!
Bob: Ugh, you believe this? Pesto is getting the free advertising we were supposed to get.
Tanner: This sucks.
The robber, Mickey comes out slowly -- using the bank manager as a shield so the police don't try to shoot him. A mechanical rover drives over, via remote control by an officer, to deliver the pizzas. The pizzas are taken inside.
(mechanical whirring)
Gene: How does, uh... one get into robot driving? (gasps) Did you go to robot college?!
Gene's Fantasy:
Gene: Come on, give me your keys, Seth.
Seth: (robotic slurring): I'm fine. I only have to drive .37 miles. We're in college, dude. ChiLlaaaaaaaax. (retching)
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Gene: (panting) Are you sure you guys are naked?!
Robot #1: Totally.
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Male OC x Louise Belcher | A Bob's Burgers Fanfic
HumorTanner Sterling -- a young boy who looks a bit older for his age (13), who's also experienced at the great outdoors, and pretty much anything physical left home to become a explore. When he returned, everything he loved, and cared for was gone. Join...
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