on hold
your a drifter. you never stay in the same town for more then one week. you do what you do to survive. from robbing liquor stores to killing cops
you are the viper devil. allowing you to turn into a snake form
currently (y/n) is at a small road side dinner down the road from akis apartment. currently he was eating the most British dish ever
Йой! Нажаль, це зображення не відповідає нашим правилам. Щоб продовжити публікацію, будь ласка, видаліть його або завантажте інше.
he's doing his best to eat it normally but the temptation to just eat it whole was getting stronger by the second
*meanwhile with the other devil hunters*
denji" oh hey read this. e got a letter in from a fan"
aki" what?"
aki took the letter from denji and read it out loud
aki" it says ' i secretly wanna sleep with the viper devil. I think he's so hot' ok who ever wrote this need to go to a mental hospital"
denji" who ever wrote that needs to get in line everyone wants (y/n)"
aki looked at him confused
aki" thats an exaggeration"
denji" oh yeah. watch. HEY EVERY BODY. rase your hand if you wouldn't be opposed to sleeping with (y/n)"
himeno" OH OH. ME ME"
aki" wha- POWER!!"
power" what? he got a nice ass"
denji looked around at everyone and stopped when he say kobeni twiddling her thumbs around
denji" kobeni. put your hand up your lying"
kobeni" n...n.no im nn..no...not"
denji" ok. then . who do you now have this?"
denji then pulled out a snake skin jacket
Йой! Нажаль, це зображення не відповідає нашим правилам. Щоб продовжити публікацію, будь ласка, видаліть його або завантажте інше.
kobeni" doe....doesn't prov...prove any....thing"
denji then pulled out a small audio recorder out of his pocket
Йой! Нажаль, це зображення не відповідає нашим правилам. Щоб продовжити публікацію, будь ласка, видаліть його або завантажте інше.
denji then played the audio
audio recorder (kobeni's voice)" for a devil hes att...attractive. is he even a devil?. I...I really wan...wanna ha...have him in b...be..bed with me. both of us...um...nak...naked"
kobeni was at the point of drying from embarrassment
denji" yeah thats what I thought"
???" WHAT THE FUCK"
himeno" LANGUAGE"
everyone turned to the door. and saw (y/n) with his jaw on the floor in shock
himeno".....how much of that did you heir?"
(y/n)" enough"
kobeni passed out from our embarrassment
denji" where did you go?"
(y/n)" oh i got some fish and chi- WATE A MINUTE WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!"
himeno" oh don't worry. we wouldn't actually you know. try anything-"
power" i would"
himeno(under breath)" shut it (normal) we won't try and force ourselves on you. (under breath) unless you wanted it (normal) your just nice to look at"
(y/n)" so. I should be thanking you for saying you 'may' not sexualy assult me. obay the 5 foot rule"
(y/n) turned into his snake form and his in an air vent
(y/n)" aki im sleeping in here from now on. turn the heating up"
aki" your not sleeping in my air vent! I do not what my apartment to smell like snake and motor oil"
(y/n)" YEAH WELL. I dont wanna sleep where I'm at risk of getting assaulted"
aki" your not. (y/n). your one of the strongest devils alive. your not in any danger"
kobeni got up and tryd speed but her words refused to come out. until she blurted something out
kobeni" YOUCANSTAYATMYPLACE" (translation. you can stay at my place)
