The Way Of Kane (HELLUVA BOSS X OC)

The City Of Angels

"Uhm sir" moxxie said pointing off to blitz's office where an purple glow

"The fuck?"

"Satan it's to early for this" kane said groaning and pulling his 1911 out form his holster under his suit

I.M.P went to check on the ominous glow in the office holding various weapons ready to dispose of whatever the threat may be until their eyes settled on a young owl demon that kane recognised as Octavia who was infront of a portal that was the source of the purple glow, she looked back at them for a second before she stepped through the portal and it closing behind her

Kane lowed his gun and put his hand on his hip "well shit"

"LOONA!!" Blitz yelled for his daughter

"Oh yeah, you have a visitor" she called back in her usual bored tone

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"Shit shit shit shit! What the FUCK am i supposed to tell stolas?!" Blitz said panicking as one of the higher beings of hell just took their magic book and ran to who knows where

"Well, he seems to like you sir. Maybe he would understand if if-"

Blitz cut if him off "okay my dick is good but it is not that good moxxie"

"Sir i don't think we really have a choice"

"So what you want me to just call him up and be like 'heyyy stolas'

"So your dughter came by took your book and teleported off to who the FUCK knows where and we have no way of getting either of them back ok? Ok good talk byeee" he hung up "Wow that actually went better than i thought"

Kane inhaled smoke from his cigar "we're fucked"

As if kane predicted the future the door was blown down hitting moxxie which kane found amusing and a demonic stolas came into view obviously not happy calling for blitz

Kane blew out smoke chuckling "told you"

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After a while stolas calmed down but was pacing back and forth questioning them on how they let his daughter

"How could you let this happen? Do you let just anyone just waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts, why would she do this?, how are we supposed to find her?, where would she go?" He said with a worried look on his face and the voice to match

Loona sniffed a few times "well it smells of urine and desperation" she put her finger up to her nose to cover the smell as kane blew out cherry red smoke chiming in "with a hint of broken dreams and second hand embarrassment" he said his nose scrunching up "L.A" the two hounds said in unison causing the rest of I.M.P and the owl to look at them "what?" She said while kane smacked his nose a bit like an annoyed dog

Soon after the two hounds were tossed through a portal into the human world in a alley somewhere in L.A "i have legs" kane growled at his boss

"Yeah but then i saved you from using em" blitz same with a dumb smug face "oh this doesn't look much different from hell" the sounds of screams and gunfire could be heard "alright lets get to work, lonny sniff"

"How am i supposed to smell anything in this city?"

"Can't you even do one thing right?" Moxxie said stepping through the portal

"Can't you finally do something about how fat you are?" Lonna shot back making kane cough up whatever smoke he had in his lungs holding back a laugh

Moxxie looked to kane to defend himself "im NOT-" he was cut off as blitz joined the conversation