lindsay: omgg bethhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!! 🥰
noah: lesbians
heather: you cant talk
leshawna: 😆
noah: WHAT
noah: im literally straight
duncan: we all watched that episode where noah was spooning cody right
leshawna: oh boy i thought everyone forgot about that 💀
noah: I LITERALLY WASNT
noah: IT WAS ON ACCIDENT
noah: I WAS ASLEEP
bridgette: im crying rn
duncan: you were kissing his ear 😘
noah: OH MY GOD STOP BRINGING IT UP
noah: ME AND CODY ARE PAST THAT
noah: WE DONT EVEN TALK STFU
geoff: noahs a flustered boy
heather: ur so blushing rn
noah: IM FUCKING NOT
noah: CODY BACK ME UP HERE RIGYHT FUCKING NOW
*heather removed cody from the chat*
heather: this is temporary
trent: i see why eva put you guys on dnd
trent: so many notifs and its been 10 minutes max
duncan: eat dirt
trent: ur weak
heather: *ur weak for courtney
lindsay: ohh my godddddd remember when they wrestled in season two ??!!
beth: literally !! and she stuffed an old diaper in his mouth !!
lindsay: that was so bad i felt so bad :(
duncan: well the kid called me his mom and it threw me off? it wasnt a fair game
trent: if courtney saw that you are so dead
duncan: kys /j
trent: whatever 🙄
leshawna: you text like a woman
heather: okay mr 'tough guy' you strut around knocking people over but when courtney asks you to do anything youre like 'yes mama anything for you'
duncan: okay well thats NOT AN ANALOGY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP
heather: 👀
duncan: well you know who IS weak?
duncan: justin
heather: stop beating around the bush
duncan: ???
duncan: tf is a beating bush??
leshawna: aw man you did not js call justin out like that
gwen: its true he is weak 🤷♀️
gwen: he's just good looks
leshawna: he hasnt even texted in this gc once today
gwen: probably off modeling or whatever
dj: dont say that about justin!! like us he's just human. what would you feel if your castmates were trash talking you?? :((
heather: oh come on. the man's just good looks. he cant do anything to save his life.
chris: its true we only picked him for his looks
dj: still, dont be rude :(
dj: that goes against everything my mama said :(
heather: ok whatever
katie: omg justin is sooo hot
sadie: ur soo real for that katie!!
katie: omg sadie!!
sadie: omg katie!!
noah: shut up
geoff: bro knew better than to make the lesbian joke again
duncan: 💀
katie: whats a lesbian?? sadie whats a lesbian?
sadie: i think its an island in greece???
duncan: remove them like you removed cody heather
heather: bc you asked i wont
heather: oh lemme add cody back
*heather added cody to the chat*
lindsay: cody so ugly :)
noah: lindsay shut up cody looks fine
duncan: oOOooOoOO
gwen: BE QUIET IM TRYING TO EAT DINNER AND ITS LIKE 10PM
ezekiel: blud is eating dinner at 10pm
gwen: nobody fucking says blud anymore
harold: its actually like 8pm so like ur not very accurate
harold: do u need help telling time
harold: i can tutor you
gwen: can we remove them?
leshawna: nope
leshawna: the fine print
duncan: fuck the fine print
geoff: i agree
geoff: say "i love geoff" if you agree
bridgette: no
geoff: you make me crazy bridge
geoff: i love you :)
bridgette: aww i love you too geoffy poo :) <3
noah: oh god
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total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
the fine print | chapter one
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