(A/N:
*...* means inner thoughts, censored words and sometimes one of the authors adding comments
*** means time skip, flashback, scene change, POV change or end of chapter (+ extra behind the scenes and memes (you'll understand what I mean by this later.))
Bold means A/N, memes and actions
The chapters will be split into parts, each done by either Author-Chan or RIO but tweaked to sound better from the one that is not writing the said part (Prologue is Author-Chan's) (most of the time part one is RIO's)
TW: this WILL contain some mild blood scenes and swearing as Bakugou is present but because we are family friendly and religious, we won't explicitly say the words (if it is unclear which word would be used in that sentence we allow the first letter)
No ships means NO LOVE SCENES ( i.e. La smooch ) , only light-hearted, non-serious teasing
Yes, we know this chapter is short, but we will post chapter one alongside it and then hopefully you will realise not every chapter follows this length (usually just a bit over 2000 words each chapter.))
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*PROLOGUE*
"S-bleep" a certain rabbit muttered as he flew past buildings. "Why the bleep is Snipe shooting at me?! I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ILLEGAL, YOU "HERO" BLEEP! Shoot-" "NO! NOT LITERALLY! CHILD ABUSE!!!" He dodged the rest of the bullets *how does he even reload his gun so fast?*, whilst punching a dial in a (literally) trashy phone. Quickly, he darted into an abandoned lane, making sure he had tired Snipe out first. After 3 minutes, silence. Then,
"WHERE ARE YOU DEKU?! YOU NEVER SHOWED UP AT BASE-"
"...Hey?? I kinda got shot?? Can I please-"
"BLEEP NO-"
"Please???? I will make you spicy curry? Extra hot" My mother taught me to make certain foods and not even Kacchan can resist and so he follows up a pause with,
"...deal. BUT STOP GETTING YOUSELF KILLED!"
"Le sigh...he hung up, guess I'll just have to make it to his place on foot, he could have at least got me a taxi." He continued to whine underneath his breath till, eventually, he had endured the pain to the point of reaching a certain boom boy's house. Whilst walking he was applying pressure to the wound but unfortunately that did not stop the blood loss...he fainted before the first step.
"Shitty Deku? OH BLEEP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE ON THE GROUND?!! GET UP!" The Pomeranian screamed, unaware of the blood pooling around him...
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Memes, brought to you by Author-Chan (Irrational-Rational One is NOT the same as Author-Chan and Slightly Smarter Dumbass, which will appear below.):
Deku: *gets shot* HEY! CHILD ABUSE?! EHM?? HERO MY BLEEP! *dies*
Bakugo: DEKU!!! I'M GONNA KILL YO- S-BLEEP. He's DEADDD- how will I kill him then? *Screaming confusion noises*
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Behind the scenes:
(these will only exist on some chapters not all)
WHY'S IT SO SHORTTTTT, I HAVE BECOME WHAT I DESPISED THE MOST, A SHORT CHAPTER WRITER!!! *Sobbing noises* - Rational Irrational One (RIO)
'Byutiphul'- Slightly Smarter Dumbass
DU LIEST GERADE
꧁Anyone Can Be a Vigilante꧂
FanfictionVigilante (noun) : A member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community, to put it simple, something very 𝙣𝙤𝙩 legal. Dead, that's what they called him. Pitiful, merely one of the many adjective's they u...
