(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Exes and oohs

Moxxie attempts to speak.

Blitzo:and I hope you are cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm going to need some help you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon. Do you like kids? 'Cause lemme tell 'ya they're a-fucking-dorable.

Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitzo continues talking about his escape plan. The scene returns to the present day.

Moxxie: Once I got out i never looked back.

Blitza sits worriedly as Millie glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.

Chaz: Well heh as you said, it was a long time ago.

Millie: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

Y/N However beats her to it and transform into Carnage and jumps on Chaz and pins him to the wall.

Chaz: OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Carnage: You know what I'm craving right now you cowardly piece of shit?

Chaz: W-what?

Carnage: SHARK FIN SOUP!!

Carnage opens his jaws ready to clamp down on Chaz's head but is pulled back by a black claw belonging to venom. Carnage reverts back into Y/N and the rest of I.M.P hold him back.

Crimson: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEY! Hold on!

Y/N: (to Chaz) I'm going to rip your teeth out and hang em on my wall!

A maid enters the room.

Maid: Dinner is served.

Everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie is viciously cutting through her food and glaring at Chaz and Y/N rips A piece of lamb apart with his claws while also glaring at Chaz but the room is completely silent.

Blitza: So this is aggressively uncomfortable.

Crimson: I suppose you want to know why you're here.

Blitza: Yeah so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth right? We don't usually do contracts for locals. So if you want to do business with us you got to-

Crimson: I don't want to do business with I-M-P I want to do business with Moxxie.

Moxxie: ME?!

Crimson: Yeah kid I only summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show. Because well we're bringing Chaz into the family.

Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.

Moxxie: What? Since when can just anyone join the family?

Crimson: Come on Mox. You had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load.

Moxxie: Wait I thought you always hated his guts.

Crimson: Well I didn't exactly 'hated' him.

Moxxie: You called him a "friendless horse-fucker" and said he lived a "sissy lifestyle".

Crimson: Yeah well i was wrong. You've been gone a long time Mox. A man can change and so has Chaz.

Chaz: Yeah I've grown matured and recently came into millions! But y'know mostly the "mature" thing.

Blitza: Oh okay okay. So the "horseless friend-fucker" over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?

Chaz: Well I'm the whole "package" if you know what I mean.