(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Exes and oohs

Blitza: Ha! Moxxie in the mafia that's fucking rich.

Y/N: Blitza look at the wall for just a minute will you?

Blitza then notices all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's claim including a photo of Crimson and a mob boss the many trophies of hellbeasts hanging on the wall and a framed family painting of Crimson a younger Moxxie and Moxxie's mother as if posing like a mob family hanging over the fireplace. Blitza hears a knock on the door and looks just in time for Crimson's goons to enter carrying a body bag.

Blitza: Oh...shit.

Y/N: (Carnage get ready to roll at any moment.)

Carnage: Got it.

Millie: You've never told me this before.

Moxxie: I-I don't really like to talk about this part of my life. But I first saw Chaz at my induction.

Flashback to Moxxie's time in the mob. Moxxie gets a handshake and a kiss from Crimson welcoming him into the business. Moxxie looks around the room and stops upon seeing Chaz grinning and applauding at him. Moxxie blushes at the attention Chaz is giving him.

Moxxie:-in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him. Something that was magnetic!

Moxxie finds himself hiding behind a car in the middle of a mob turf war. He throws away the Tommy gun and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hands before he can pull the pin. Moxxie runs after it and catches it the same moment that Chaz grabs it touching his hand. Both share a smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin and throws it away. Chaz and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart. The scene switches over to Moxxie greeting Chaz at the door. Chaz is holding signs that he lets fall from his hands. The signs say "TELL YOUR DAD IT'S A SALESMAN" "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" and "MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?" Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chaz in. Another scene has Moxxie polishing a rifle when Chaz comes up from behind and assists. Moxxie grows aroused by the interaction. In another scene Moxxie poses nude except for a necklace and his socks on the couch while Chaz paints him before the flashback fades back to the present.

Moxxie: It's been 84 years...

Blitza: Isn't that from that boat movie?

Millie: Did any of that stuff actually happen?

Chaz: Oh yeah! (licks lips) But she skipped over the jizz-covered parts.

Y/N: Thank Christ.

Chaz gives Y/N a glare who returns the gesture.

Moxxie: Anyway things changed when we went on a heist together.

Flashback to the heist Moxxie was carrying a bag of money and was running with Chaz to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chaz time to slide under. Moxxie tries to escape but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor. After struggling to get out he turns to Chaz for help. Chaz suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money giving Moxxie a final look before running off leaving a betrayed Moxxie devastated and in tears. Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell. He sadly climbs into the bottom bunk of the bed.

Cellmate: So what're you in for?

Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him. His cellmate Blitzo is lying on the top bunk.

Blitzo: Okay not much of a talker are you? I'm Blitzo the O is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office-